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This week on the Frotcast, believe it or not, we actually spent most of the time talking about movies. We brought on Laremy from Film.com, and after we finished reading your emails, playing clips of angry Australians and Michael Winslow’s amazing mouth guitar, and talking Footloose, Johnny English Reborn, and Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (among others), we jumped into our new game I created, which is clearly the best game ever invented.
PORN ACTOR OR STEVEN SEAGAL CHARACTER? [game starts at 51:05 aka -44:25 remaining]
THE RULES: I provide a name, say, “Bobby Samuels.” Now you have to guess whether it’s the name of a porn actor, or a character Steven Seagal has played. In this case, I think we all know Bobby Samuels is the hardcore Interpol agent Seagal plays in 2010’s Born to Raise Hell. When his team is caught in a bloody street war between a Gypsy gang and the Russians, he leads us on an action packed thrill ride while avenging his friend’s death.
Enjoy. I’ve got angry Australians, and more of your fan-made Seagal posters and titles after the jump (thanks to Jon K for the one above right). As always, keep your relationship/life questions, (hopefully short) stories, and funny video/sound clip submissions coming. FROTCAST@GMAIL.COM. And if you haven’t, Subscribe on iTunes. (Almost 17K downloads this month! Thanks!)
[Here’s the Aussie road rage video, sent in by Ryan. Love this.]
More Seagal Posters:
Obviously, Seagal would have to play “Lieutenant Frank Death.” He was wrongly imprisoned, then they took his daughter. But soon they’d find out, THIS prisoner, TAKES no prisoners. Killed By Death.
More titles:
Ragnarok
Hard for Vengeance
Rage of Truth
Fierce for Death
Lactating Justice
Ace Rimmer
Weapon of Death!
Grilling with Fire!
Faceful of Punches!
Stranger Danger!
Neckless Endangerment!
Running with Scissors!
A Room with a View Above the Law
Hard to Kill a Mockingbird
Marked for Death in Venice
Under Siege on a Hot Tin Roof
The Glimmer Man Who Wasn’t There
Fire Down Below the Surface of the Earth
Last Exit Wounds to Brooklyn
Jesse
Death Surveyor
Justice never Diets
Kimono Deathblow
Neck-Snapless Nights
Junkie Monks: Debirth
Bloodknuckles
Richard Punch: Dirty Fighter
Yellowlense: The Kickening
Dong Johnson
Marked For Wounds
Assigned To Sabotage
Three Ninjas Front Kick Back
Sheriff Hard Punch
Target: Hard
Rural Threat Level Alpha
Old White Guy and Black Rapper Karate Hour
Firestorm Beta Protocol
Deputy Drop Kick
Dawg Pound: Ghetto Warfare
Rich
Killed By Death
NICK
SO MUCH JUSTICE, SO LITTLE TIME
I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M JUSTICED
UNDER THE BANNER OF LAW
SUBURBAN JUSTICE
JUSTICE HOUR: NO TIME FOR NAPS
QUARTER PAST JUSTICE
SLEEP OF THE LAW
I’LL SLEEP HARD WHEN IT’S A GOOD DAY TO DIE [Editor’s Note: Good title for the next Die Hard]
JDobbs
Hard for Justice
Against the Wall
Out to Parents
Half Past Kill
Fissure Down Below
Marked for Retirement
Across the Universe
Must Love Death
Daniel
Returning Fire
Unacceptable Casualties
Countdown to Battle
Crossfire Explosoin
Samer K
Danger Thrust,
Minute For Killing.
Courtney
BET ON VENGEANCE
U.S. Army Special Forces soldier Jackson Red Cloud (Steven Seagal) returns home from the Middle East to discover his family’s casino has been taken over by corrupt business mogul R. J. Thorne (Donald Sutherland). With some assistance from former fiancée/news reporter Jillian Lando (Tia Carrere), Jackson has to go all in and teach the house that it should always bet … ON VENGEANCE!
Kyle
Death by Justice
Death by Justice 2 – Punishable by Death
Death by Justice 3 – Grounds for Dismissal
jon_k
Revenge for Vengeance
Dying for Death
Fight Hard
Karate Town
But He’s Just The Cook!
Neck Punch
Operation MURDER
Hard to Kill II: Nearly Impossible to Kill
Hank
Target for Justice
Into the Fury
Hunting Justice
Point of No Return
Aim to Kill
Zero Ground
Mark of Wrath
Out of the Squall
Fists of Ire
Force of Nature
Face to Fist
Against the Rules
Above the Heat