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This week on the Frotcast, we brought on Laremy Legel, rogue gorilla hardass of Film.com, to talk Real Steel, and then we brought on Uproxx utility infielder Burnsy to round-up the week in internet detritus. We also read some of your emails and relationship questions, so keep those coming. Frotcast@gmail.com.
Laremy shows up about nine minutes in. Burnsy chimes in at 41 minutes. Burnsy introduces us to some new YouTube artists, plus, we talk about this week’s dual-Hitler gate, with Hank Williams Jr. and Lars Von Trier. Oh, those two. I smell reality show. Oh, and we attempt to rank cinema’s sexiest performances by underage girls. You can thank Mike from Screenrant for that question. We may have him on if he keeps coming up with questions like that.
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Can someone break into Vince’s place and permanently delete that screechy porn star clip from his computer. Just so you know, Vince, every time you play that I go outside and punch the first puppy I see in the face.
Oh, and we attempt to rank cinema’s sexiest performances by underage girls.
No Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen from “To Grandmothers House We Go“??? The Mighty Feklahr is disappoint.
Also +1 for Klingon name drop! Qaplah!
Finally, Gobots are retard toys and only fags think Thundercats are gay.
Mena Suvari was of age in American Beauty but Thora Birch wasn’t.
Also Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby, not sexy but definitely graphic.
Loved the ROBOT JOX reference, that is one sweet B-movie.
Achilles: “You’re making my beer curdle.”
Alexander: “And you make my drink taste like blood.”
Crash and burn!
Fekky-
Right. Thundercats TOTALLY aren’t gay.
-Frotcast Brendan
I would rather die than watch Kick-Ass, but Chloe Moretz was hilarious on 30 Rock.
And I don’t know if you meant the Kubrick Lolita or the Adrian Lyan ’90s version. The actress in the ’90s version was Dominique Swain.
“There’s times when your music sounds great, but man you sound like a dude getting cornholed while you’re singing.” Come on Frotcast Quotes. Get that one up there.
You guys namedropped almost every character in the He-Man universe, other than the two who inspired my twisted young mind to play quite sexually charged action figure games: Teela and Evil-Lyn. For shame!
And fuck you guys, FACE/OFF is genius.
See, I even put the forward slash in there.
you ever come up to winnipeg we’ll party and do some rails :D
If you’re going to sit there and tell me you’ve never tugged one out to Roseanne Barr’s character in Look Who’s Talking Too, well then I don’t think we can be friends.
Didn’t I name Patches? That’s my way of saying I named Patches.
*lifts leg, pees on your table.
The Mighty Feklahr ain’t afraid of you, Frotcast Brendan. You keep calling them Thundercats gay, He WILL find you…in full Thundera regalia!
*large man wearing skintight powder blue speedo and sports bra jumps out from behind pile of hobos pissing on sidewalk*
Behold! I am Lion-O, LORD of the Thundercats, here to defend my honour against your slanderouss words Human Giant! Marvel as my sword GROWS as my will to dominate RISES! THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDERCATS! HOOOOO-SKEETSKEETSKEET!
Uh oh…*hides Man Card*
Oh man… butt spit… There goes any productivity I would’ve had today. Thanks, gang!
Holy shit, that Voltron toy was made of cast iron and weighed like 45 pounds assembled. The arm cats would fire their heads off like missiles and give your brother a black eye I’ve heard.
I LOVE this site and the Frotcast, but man, it’s pretty ironic that after discussing the idiocy of Fox News (and the crazy dude featured on it) you guys went on to describe Occupy Wall Street as a bunch of hippies who want to take money from the bankers. That’s pretty much exactly how Herman Cain described it. If you read a little into what the organizers are actually protesting (and there’s a lot of infuriating stuff going on), you’d see it’s more than just “first world problems” and definitely issues ALL Americans (and Canadians!) should be concerned about. Regardless, Frot on.
A-a-hem, not that I’m an expert on sexy kids but the kids in Kids were pretty sexy. Underage Rosario Dawson and even slightly overage Chloe Sevigny for the ten year-old boy fans o’ the world.
*destroys computer, sets fire to room*
I’m guessing that was more directed at Ben and Brendan than me in terms of the Occupy Wall street thing. I’m torn. I definitely like that people are at least protesting now, and I’m down with that, I just wish the issues involved were simpler. I wish it lent itself to slogans as simple as anti-war movements and shit like that. I don’t really blame that on the protesters. But of course there are some asshole hippies in there who make things look more disorganized than they actually are, but that’s true of most things.