Probably no one will enjoy this parody poster I made for New Year’s Eve so much as I enjoyed making it myself, but that’s okay. It’s about the journey.
“New Year’s Eve stars Jon Bon Jovi, Ludacris, Robert DeNiro, and Katherine Heigl. What MY poster preSUPPOSES is… what if it just starred Terrence Howard wearing different hats?”
That’s a ten times better movie. Say what you will about Terrence Howard, the dude can really wear a hat.
TAGS: NEW YEAR'S EVE, PARODY POSTERS, PHOTOSHOP, POSTERS, TERRENCE HOWARD, TERRENCE HOWARD LOVES HATS
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Well I enjoyed the poster, which brings the count up the count of people who enjoyed it to the same percentage that I think the actual movie will get on Rotten Tomatoes.
This version should be called Summer’s Eve.
Each one of those hats was vigorously scrubbed down with babywipes, too. The man doesn’t half-ass anything!
Ryan Gosling sees it doesn’t say “A Time For Cats.” Gets sad.
Don Cheadle is shopping for hats as we speak.
Scoot scat dippity bop bop skit skat, skooty do bop skeep.
What’re you tryin’ to say? Tryin’ to say the black man can’t wear a hat? Tryin’ to say the black man can’t wear fifty hats?
Next time, baby!
But can he wear a lady hat like Eddie Griffin?
That one hat 3rd row down, 3rd column in is two sizes two awesome.
That one hat 2nd row down, 3rd column in was used that same morning to hold a bag of onions
Gah! Stole the idea for my Rat Race remake poster.
If it looks like his hat might be a little big, that’s because it is. That’s where he hides his snacks.
Caps! Caps for sale! Fifty cents a cap!
I’m more fascinated with the fact that you blockquoted yourself.
That was to show the alienation from my own thought process. …Okay, I actually just thought it looked better indented. Perhaps unnecessary.
This makes up for the original poster which only features one black person (Halle Berry doesn’t count)
I never trust a man in a hat. You never know what they’re hiding on top of their heads.
More like “Terrence Hatward”, ammiright?? *Dodges onion/catches it in hat*
I just thought it was a Vinception.
The man is the Jesus of hat-wearing.
Is a crown of thorns a hat? No? Then I stand by my statement.
What your poster actually presupposes is that I know who this hatted fellow is, and that he has a fondness for hattery, and also that Bon Jovi is in any films other than John Carpenters Vampires 2, which even James Woods walked away from….think about that one in your ivory tower.
I can’t stop laught at this post.
Also, love the reference @kuff6!
Gah! *laughing