
I know I’m supposed to be reporting on movie news, but come on, that poodle looks like a dragon! In my book, that has to count for something.
“In the UK we think of our dogs mainly as companions,” said Louisa. “And we in our nature we are more reserved and less flamboyant than Americans.
“But in my own business I’ve now had customers come in to request their dog be given a blue or red brightly coloured coat for special occasions. So the idea has filtered through over here.” [source]
See? We’re not so different.



I bet that dog has dragon breath.
It looks less like a dragon and more like Mugatu doing the blue steel and the red lipstick all at once.
I really want to make some kind of joke about that dog’s lipstick but it’s time to go home.
Oh well.
Dog boner.
Would you hump me? I’d hump me. I’d hump me hard. WOOF!
Firecrotch.
Less flamboyant? This coming from a country that has palace guards, royal weddings, the Sex Pistols, soldiers that wear shorts, nudes in their newspapers and midget porn actors eaten by badgers. You live in a fantasy world lady.
Fire cannot harm a dragon, but chocolate………..?
I AM THE LAST ONE!!!!!!!!