We’ve got an exciting day of posts for you guys planned on this fine Halloween, and we’re kicking it off with Dogtor Who. Can you believe this is only number 95 on Matt’s list of Halloween Corgis? Because I’m not even smart enough to get Doctor Who and I would hug that thing until I died. Real talk: I would push a pregnant lady down stairs if she was standing between me and that dog. |Poopster|

MORNING LINKS
10 Classic Samuel L. Jackson Movie Scenes That Show Why He’s Hollywood’s Biggest Earner |Smoking Section|

You Knew It Was Coming: The Greatest Halloween Pet Costumes You’ll See This Year |UPROXX|

Pictured: Kudos to Mike from Screenrant for taking Dean Machine’s idea for an Andy Serkis costume that we talked about on the Frotcast and making it a reality.

Mega Gallery: Awesome, Geeky Pumpkins To Attempt To Carve This Weekend |Gamma Squad|

Lingerie Football’s Top Prize: Hitting A Woman |With Leather|

‘Community’ As Classic Film Comedies |Warming Glow|

Every ‘Friday the 13th’ Kill Ever |UGO|

14 “Sexy” Costumes That Defy Logic |Buzzfeed|

The 50 creepiest pieces of romance advice ever published |FARK|

The 9 worst roommates you’ll ever have. |HolyTaco|

Patton Oswalt describes his pumpkin patch encounter with a skanky fame whore. |TheSuperficial|

Kevin Connelly weighs in on Johnny Bananas lawsuit. Oh, man, this is just like Franklin and Bash. |Videogum|

The haunted history of seven American landmarks. |MentalFloss|

Hannah Mcintosh gets almost naked. |GorillaMask|

Nyan Cat Dog Wins Halloween |The Daily What|

The Most Inspirational Fictional Movie Moms |Unreality|

Clark Olson’s Amazing 2000 Toyota Corolla Review |High Definite|

More terrifying: Michael Myers, or Mike Myers? |ScreenJunkies|

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