Here’s a superconductor that has been frozen in liquid nitrogen, allowing it to float above a magnetic field in three-dimensional space. Yes, it’s levitation, like David Blaine without the camera tricks. It floats upright, then remains in the position when turned upside down. It can even travel around a magnetic track floating at different heights. The scientists accomplished this by harnessing the power of- OH MY GOD BUILD ME A HOVERBOARD RIGHT NOW!
Quantum trapping uses a stable magnetic field to “clamp” this super-frozen, super-thin disc in three-dimensional space. With the stability of quantum trapping, the disc will hang in space even when the whole apparatus is inverted. Quantum mechanics deals with the motion and interaction of matter on the subatomic level, which means physics concerning particles smaller than the individual atoms that make up matter.
In the video is a single crystal layer of crystal sapphire, paired with a ceramic layer. The super thin layers are then cooled to -301 Fahrenheit (-185 Celcius). At these frigid temperatures, the ceramic becomes a superconductor and conducts electricity with no resistance at all.
In addition to electricity, the disc also experiences the Meissner effect. Hang on, it’s not that difficult. This Meissner effect explains the magnetic properties of superconductors. Normally, a magnetic field would pass through a disc, attracting or repelling all parts at the same time. But when the disc is a superconductor, the magnetic field travels around the disc and only forces itself through the weakest points. It’s at these points where quantum mechanics takes over. The disc becomes trapped in space, a concept aptly named quantum trapping. [DiscoveryNews]
I’m not sure what happens after the video, but I assume it involved the inventor gently stroking a hairless cat while cackling maniacally.
Not to be outdone, the other day I invented a new type of sandwich that allows me to eat it three times faster than a normal sandwich. The way I accomplished this was by holding a handful of bread in one hand, and a handful of turkey in the other, which I would then dunk into the twin receptacles of mayonnaise and mustard, respectively, that I had placed before me, then combine them all in my mouth, which tasted almost like a regular sandwich. The time I saved allowed me to get 35% bloggier.

THAT'S LEVITATION, HOMES!



Steven Seagal taught that sandwich technique to Haley Joel Osment-kun when they were training together. Both those gentlemen look MUCH bloggier than you, I’m afraid
Great Scott!!
No hoverboards for you Vince.
UNLESS YOU’VE GOT POWAAAAAH
Hey Guy Whose Blog This Is–way to hijack my “levitation homes” reference. Dick.
/goes back to reading The Buttress of Windsor
Not much to say, when you’re high above the mucky muck.
In the year 2031, Dirk Capistrano was wrongly accused for hijacking a levitating train. Now he’s out on temporary bail and has exactly 14 hours to clear his name. When you have to act this fast there’s no time for cutting off the crusts. This summer see Steven Seagal in “Time for A Sandwich”.
My latest invention is a new dick trick, where I carefully balance a pince nez on the dong. I call it the Fussy Prussian.
How long before they can use this technology to fake UFO sightings that lead to conspiracy theories? All those cable shows on aliens could probably use some new footage.
You got chocolate in my Gamma Squad! NO, you got peanut butter in my FilmDrunk!
*loses consciousness, dreams of heavy women*
@Patty for the fake UFO’s they’ll be using sky holograms, that what the chemtrails are for, duh!
right now it looks like a finger hoverboard. I don’t mind. I find a quaint peace in fingering.
also…This technology may in fact cause more harm than good as this does nothing to cure people with hover hand syndrome.
You could add at least another percentage point or two to your blogginess if you’d invest in some mustmayostarayonnaise.
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How did he not burn his hands on the icy hover dot? HOW?!?
Shhhh.. your familiarity with molecular gastronomy will spoil the fun…
Fucking magnets, that’s how they work.
Vince, before you used to try to remotely connect all your posts to movies, or something vaguely movie-related. Alas, not any more. I don’t know if my OCD can take this. *Puts head in hands, sobs lightly*
A. Hoverboards are a movie reference.
B. If you look at the tags, this is a Friday Free For All post, which were never movie related.
I SAID GOOD DAY!
I stand corrected. And by “stand”, I mean “sitting down at my desk, pretending I am working”
Yo, bro-dudes, I was watching Icy-Hot quantum-skate superconducter hover-board footage of people backside-goofy-footed-carve-caballerial, ?with/ a Varial Heel Flip, thankyouverymuch, while knitting scarfields for Gunny before allya’ll.
See, the thing about my comedy, is that it comes like a thief in the night: on your toothbrush.
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This was posted on your sister site the same day.
Pffft.
Sometimes we post the same shit, welcome to the fucking internet.
Heh, I just meant that it answers your question. No disrespect, dawg.