Tom Rothman, CEO of Fox’s film division, was a guest on Jim Rome’s radio show this morning, where he revealed that the title of the upcoming fifth Die Hard movie will be “A Good Day to Die Hard.” After that, Rome kept calling him “Tanya” until he flipped over a table. Seriously though, what the hell was that guy doing on Jim Rome?
In any case, this means that before settling on A Good Day to Die Hard, Rothman and Fox must’ve rejected any number of “die” title puns, which may or may not have included:
- Die Hard Another Day
- Live and Let Die Hard
- 2000 Ways to Die Hard
- Romeo Must Die Hard
- Die, Die, Die Hard My Darling
- To Die Hard For
- Funny or Die Hard
- Get Rich or Die Hard Tryin’
- John Tucker Must Die Hard
- The Quick and the Die Hard
- Things to Do in Denver When You’re Die Hard
- The Die Harder They Come
- Die Hard Ticket to Hawaii
- Damn, Girl, You’re Gettin’ Me So Die Hard Right Now
- To Live and Die Hard in LA
- Boys Don’t Cry Hard
- Pie Hard
- Schindler’s Die Hard
Meanwhile, here’s some actual information that was revealed:
- Shooting begins in January 2012
- The sequel will be released on February 14th, 2013 (Presidents Day weekend)
- The story is set in Russia and will involve John McClane’s adventure to save his son John McClane, Jr.,
- McClane, Jr. has yet to be cast.
- They still don’t know if it will be rated PG-13 or R.
- John Moore (Max Payne, The Omen, Behind Enemy Lines) was chosen by Willis to direct.
- Skip Woods (Swordfish, Hitman, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, A-Team) wrote the screenplay. [SlashFilm]
From the director of Max Payne and the writer of Hitman, oh boy. I hope they get C-Tates to play McClane’s son. And instead of McClane he goes by “MC Clane.”


Also considered were Die Hard Fledermaus, Die Hard Day’s Night and To Live and Die Hard in Die Hard
It shoulda been A Die Hard Day’s Night
In Soviet Russia, Hard Dies You!
Darkman 3: Die, Darkman, Die Hard!
Does John McClane, Jr. do parkour?
Die Hard, Die Furious
Great movie pitch, clone. Rack him.
Every Time I Die Hard
Die Hard, Die Furious?
“Y’aw bettah watch y’neck, Ruskies! My pops gon’ be swingin’ in on a fiyah-hose any second naw, shoutin’ all “Yippee Kiy-yay” ‘n shit, NAWMEAN?”
“Что?”
Die Hard Antwoord
From Russia with Die Hard
Does this mean he’s not gonna use an AK?
Michael F. Assbender as the villain or GTFO
(P.S. The DieHardinarium of Dr. Parnassus, okay I’m done)
I really hope Kirk Douglas is seeing some kind of residuals for these Die Hard sequels.
Ashton Kutcher waits patiently by his phone…
For A Few Die Hards More
Dear Die Hard,
You rule. I especially liked the part where you were on the roof.
Justin Bieber is Mclane Jr. Kidnapped from his beauty pageant. Turns out his kid was a drug mule and smuggled 5 pounds of heroine in his rectum.
Die Hardest Part
Tyler Perry presents: Tyler Perry’s I Can Die Hard All By Myself
I’ll be expecting a check in the mail, Fox execs.
Also, I’m pretty sure that the 14th IS Valentine’s day, not the day before VD.
“Did you hear my interview with Tom Rothman, CEO of Fox’s film division? I was great.” — Jim Rome, the original douche-nozzle
Wait, so the 4th movie was “Live Free or Die Hard” and now we have “A Good Day to Die Hard” so what they’re saying is it’s a good day to not live free? DERRRP UNAMERICAN! I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!
I Believe I Can Die Hard
I’m going out now and placing all of my life-savings on Chia LaBeef as John McClane Jnr.
Am I being dumb in wondering why they don’t just call it OLD HABITS DIE HARD? Isn’t that where the title came from? Would I *brahm* the producer’s mind if I emailed them that?
Also, “FROM THE DIRECTOR OF MAX PAYNE AND THE WRITER OF X-MEN: ORIGINS – WOLVERINE” is about the surest way to make sure nobody ever wants to see your film. Including blind people.
The Bart, The Hard
A Fish Called Die Hard
There’s Something About Die Hard
An Evening without Keving Smith
If they expect us to believe McClane can still die hard then a Viagra overdose better be a major plot-point.
Diehardner.
My Diehard With Andre
Diehard Fledermaus
Ediehard Wood as McCutie Patootie.
Die Revenge of the Titfuckers Hard
Die Hardy Boys
Die Tard. Trig Palin as JM Jr.
die die die my harding
the die hardy boys
die hardvatar
Only the good die hard
Tagline “A man who won’t die hard for something is not fit to live.”
“He who doesn’t fear death dies hard only once”
I still know how you died hard last summer
In 2013 when the Earth’s rotation came to a halt, the world called on the one man who could make a difference. When it happened again, the world called on him once more, and no one saw it coming THREE. MORE. TIMES. Now, the one man who made a difference 5 times before is about to make a difference…again. Only this time, it’s different. “Yippee Ki Yay, Motherf–” Bruce Willis. BlahblahDIEHARDblah. “Welcome to the party, pal…again.”
Banner cap: “A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other.”
Curl Up and Dye Hard
DieHardnosaur Jr.
Cinco Die Hardo
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARDEREST
Eat Shit and Die Hard
With that title McClane should be rescuing his son from the Klingons. “Perhaps Today is a Good Day to Die Hard.”
Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
Fighting it while he’s watching internet porn
About to meet his death with an erection!
My God, what I mean is
David Carradine jacking his penis in front of his tripod
Choking his own neck, what part you don’t get?
I’m saying I DIE HARD!
-Eminem]
Die Hard 5
Now I Can Die Hard a Happy Man
Barry Manilow Is a Schmuck the Movie
NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE HARD (with Gene Simmons as the villain!)
This has given me a reason to live beyond 2012.
If JM Jr is one of those Twilight turds, the title will be “Twi-Hard or GTFO”.