You may have already seen this story on Huffington Post or TMZ because they reported it before any facts were in, but it actually originated from a tip to mixmartialarts.com’s underground forum. It seems Joe Son, convicted gun rapist and former Austin Powers actor, may have killed his cell mate. This just in, Joe Son: not a great dude.
Here’s the original tip, the basic facts of which have since been confirmed in a 
Ex UFC fighter, Joe Son has murdered his cellmate. While serving a life sentence for gang rape, Joe Son has been attacked several times by other inmates who do not tolerate rapists in prison. It has not yet been determined why he killed his cellmate or how.
No troll. Fact: celly found dead. Joe and dead guy only ones in cell together. Guard doing count, sees celly is unresponsive, medical arrives. CPR performed. Celly has trauma to chest area. Pronounced dead. Innocent until proven guilty but looks like he did it. These are the only facts that I have right now. Investigation still in progress since it just happened on Monday around 5:00 pm.”
The press release adds a few additional facts:
The 50-year-old inmate was received at WSP-RC from San Luis Obispo County on June 23, 2011, as a parole violator with a new term for failure to register as a sex offender. He received a 2-year sentence.
Joseph Son, 40, has been identified as a suspect in the case. Son was received at WSP-RC from Orange County on September 16, 2011, on a life sentence with the possibility of parole for torture. [via CagePotato]
This is just getting out of hand at this point. Something needs to be done. I mean, I can understand concluding that Joe Son wasn’t a danger to anyone after seeing one of his UFC fights, but at this point, he’s raped one and possibly killed another. How much more evidence do you need? At the very least, lock him up with other sex offenders so that at least if he kills one of them, it’ll just be some sex off– what’s that? You say you already did that? Oh. Well, uh… carry on then.
You know, prison is starting to seem less than cool.
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Maybe they forgot to take away his shoes…
His chances of befriending Morgan Freeman seem less good now.
Motherfucker got tired of hearing, “Is it in, yet???”
Prisoners have no tolerance for rapists. Unless, of course, they are currently incarcerated and there’s an unoccupied butthole nearby.
Also, we need to give Lincini some sort of achievement award for all the MMA he has shoehorned into a movie blog recently. Pretty damn impressive!
When the guard arrived on seen he overhead Son yelling “…..or am I being OBTUSE??!?”
“Who repeatedly sodomizes and murders anyone they can get their hands on at every turn…with a shoe!? Honestly?!”
Did they thoroughly check the victim’s reception area? If the broom handle doesn’t fit you must acquit.
(big fan of Joe’s modus operandi)
Fuck yo small Chinese dick nigga!!!
I’m not terribly familiar with prison etiquette (I’ve only been to jail), but if you’re serving life in prison, don’t you kill your “celly” just to set a standard?
Number 47 said to number 3
You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted to KILL YOU
He finally won a match. Wait…his wikipedia page actually lists the girl he raped as a victory. [en.wikipedia.org]
Rape = Hilarious
Joe was gonna surprise his celly with a special Korean dinner, but someone let the cat out of the bag. :(
Joe Son Do is a deadly martial art that involves placing several coke cans inside a sock and caving someone’s chest in.
Asians in prison are a lot like panda bears in the zoo. They look so harmless and cute, but if you get too close and try to pet them, god have mercy on your soul.
Better fucking call Saul, Son.
Joe Son tried to cover up the murder by yelling out “Hey, Guard, this is Joe Son’s cellmate. I am really into this bible that I’m reading, so I will not be at the head count today. Also, I’m certainly not dead.”
I almost thought it Mancini wanted to see a sex off between inmates. Would certainly tire them out if anything. Can’t beat your celly when you sleep like a baby from your sex off.
Next week on Help! I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!…
pleeeeeease have his next celly be Roman Polanski
You think you know your favorite Korean gun rapist and then BOOM!, out of nowhere he turns out to be an ornery cuss.
He was just trying to answer the banana-phone, but was without his gun–I mean, speculum.
“Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.”
Well you gotta do something to pass the time in prison.
The word ‘shank’ comes from the metal strip in prison boots that would be stripped out and turned into a makeshift weapon. So killing someone with a shoe is just part for the course inside.
Joe Son… Joe Momma raised a bad apple.
And now a hush falls over the crowd as a solemn Mike Myers makes his way to the podium, his blue velour suit appearing appropriately somber.
MM: My dear groovy dudes, it is increasingly obvious that my hilarious and unprecedented antics in the first Austin Powers movie have driven my dear friend fatasianguywhoipenispumpedtodeath to a life of crime. I find it sad that he had to be executed by being hit with prop loafers for 9 hours. He did not I repeat did not, beeeeeehaaaaaaave.
A single tear drops down onto his frilly lace shirt. This photograph becomes National Geographic’s Photo of the Year.
*scene*
Let’s just say he wasn’t getting the kind of respect that a gun rapist deserves.
“a life sentence with the possibility of parole for torture”
It’s good to know that torture gets you the possibility of parole.
His cell mate must have tried to steal some of the acorns he had tucked away in his cheek pouches. The response was apt.
Well who’s he going to take to the Prison Sockhop now?
This guy has had the best career ever. UFC, Movie Star, Gun Rapist and now murderer? I’m excited to see where he’s going next. My guess? Sassy Gay Hairdresser.
Put him in a cell with Mike Meyers. He knows what he did.
I’ll just leave this here:
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Oh, you mean the gif that’s already in the post? Swell.
wtf.
You can only call your cellmate “Random Task” so many times.