Last night, Austin’s Fantastic Fest kicked off a week of honoring “horror, fantasy, sci-fi, action and just plain fantastic movies” with the opening night party, and the highlight of the evening was the debut of The Human Centipede 2. To show proper respect to the sequel to Tom Six’s 2010 horror tale of a mad doctor’s fetish for ass-to-mouth, the people at Fantastic Fest even organized the world’s largest Human Centipede Conga line. They clearly didn’t make it to my Bar Mitzvah.
But for those of us who couldn’t make it to Texas last night, all we have for now is the film’s new poster, which is, of course, not exactly theater-friendly. Check out the poster after the jump, as well as a patron-friendly alternative created by one unique theatre.
And here’s the poster that the Main Art Theatre created for The Human Centipede 2:
If you haven’t seen it, you can also check out the trailer for Centipede 2 on the next page.
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Is it the same “trailer” where it’s just people in a van watching the TV and they start gagging and throwing up? No thanks, too many people in the office this morning for me to tug one out.
Those fuckers took that 2nd poster right from my Ryan Gosling fanfic page. I WANT JUSTICE!
I don’t care how much pizza you stuff into that first person’s mouth. With 11 digestive systems in tow, there is no way there’ll be enough soft serve left in the tank for the guy bringing up the rear (so to speak). Pssh, 100% medically accurate my foot.
I believe the theater friendly version is just A-Hole to Cake Hole
Wait a second. Does that poster say 100% medically inaccurate? Is that a photoshop? Why would Tom Six change his tagline like that?
“Three people sewn together ass-to-mouth is totally realistic and medically accurate, I swear! 12 people? Whoa, whoa….slow down, that’s clearly not possible. That’s NINE more people. I mean, come on dude, let’s keep this in the realm of plausibility.”
This looks suspiciously like my project, “Poop-Transplant-a-a-Palooza!”, where 99 people who could only digest crackers are saved by a selfless hero and his love of questionable curry.
*Yanks banana out of passing mouse’s back-sphincter* Get my lawyer on the phone!!