As everyone knows, Ryan Gosling is a cuddlesome human snuggle pillow made of puppydogs and cupcake sprinkles, and if he ever disappeared from the public eye, Huggalo nation would be devastated (and as a regional Grand Sparklepony of Huggalo Nation, I’m authorized to make such statements). I don’t want to cause widespread panic, but Baby Goose recently told the Times (via IFC):
“I’ve been doing this since I was 12… I don’t want to act much longer; I can’t do one thing my whole life. I know there are only so many characters I’ll be able to play. It will be over whenever the inspiration dries up.”
Adding (via Movieline):
“I’d like to be making babies but I’m not, so I’m making movies. When someone comes along I don’t think I’ll be able to do both and I’m fine with that. I’ll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen.”
THE HORROR! But it’s nice to know that even if Baby Goose DOES decide to quit movies (and as IFC points out, it would be a while, seeing as he has two more movies with Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn on his plate, including a Bangkok-set action film called “Only God Forgives” and a remake of “Logan’s Run”, not to mention Gangster Squad and another film with Blue Valentine director Derek Cianfrance), it would only be for the sweetest of reasons — to raise a flock of baby Baby Geese. He may not be the Baby Goose Huggalo Nation wants, but he’s the Baby Goose Huggalo Nation needs.
Go ahead, girl, take a ‘me’ day, you deserve it. I’ll stay home with the twins and when you get back, we can sample my homemade applesauce.
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Oh banner pic, you’re the Baby Goosiest.
I’LL MAKE BABIES WITH YOU!!!
I’m guessing that there are plenty of women who would help him make baby Baby Geese.
Ryan Gosling says he’ll eventually quit acting to focus on babies
Apparently, the FilmDrunkettes will happily quit commenting to focus on goosebumps.
Hey girl, know what to expect when you’re expecting? Expect me to be wearing an empathy belly for the next 9 months.
You went from enlisted to Grand Sparklepony faster than anyone in the history of the Huggalo Nation. But I have never, EVER seen anyone slander Baby Goose’s sweet name worse than you:
“He may not be the Baby Goose Huggalo Nation wants,”
I should bust you down to Plushman for this, Mancini! You don’t deserve to wear those skittlebadges!
Haha! I don’t love you, birth control patches.
Hey girl, cigarettes are for dummies!
Hey girl, how do you like my jacket? It’s the tuxedo of my people, so I bedazzled a scorpion on the back of it. Culture is neat!
Hey girl, I don’t want to put any pressure on you, but one day it would sure be neat to find out how babby is formed. Ha ha, I love puzzles!
Hey girl, I want to raise our kids in a summer meadow. Nurture and nature are both super important.
Seriously, Ryan. I may be old, but my lady business still works and I already have car seats!
C-Tates samples ho-made applesauce. Not sure if that’s a euphemism.
Hey girl, try my homemade applesauce, and by applesauce I mean applesauce.
Huggalo babies help old ladies crawl across the street.
Baby Goose should make babies with someone equally adorable. Say, Alison Brie. Their offspring would be so freaking cute that it would usher in an age of peace, love and freshly baked cookies for everyone.
If RG and the girl from Drive make babies the Adorableness Singularity will commence.
Hey girl, it would be super neat if we could find some bitches for Patches and C-Tates as well.
Hey quadriplegic mannequin, I’ll give you a light. Haha, can I call you Woody Ailin’?
And of course Razor Clit in Scuzz Party.
Oh fuck. I just imagined the three words ‘huggalo baby funeral’ and my heart exploded with sadness.
Hey girl, don’t worry because I help push pregnant women up the stairs only
Hey girl, you deliver my baby and I’ll deliver you flowers.
Hey girl, I know you asked for pickles and ice cream but I brought frozen yogurt because it’s healthier.
Quick, someone phone DeNiro and Pacino and scream, “It will be over whenever the inspiration dries up.” into their answering machines about fifty seven times.
Hey girl, I’ve been doing this acting thing since I was twelve, but I feel like I’ve known you forever. Tickle fight! Ha ha, I’m just kidding, I don’t like to fight.
Hey girl, I’m looking to plant my seed. We only have one earth.
Hey girl, I told the crash dummies about you and they said ‘Mmm mmm mmm mmm.’
Hey girl, I don’t feel comfortable ejaculating inside you to make a baby, can’t we order one from a stork?
Hey girl, I don’t want to say I knocked you up because it sounds too violent.
Hey girl, Patches gets along great with kids. We volunteer at the orphanage every weekend.
Hey girl, once we’re married it’ll feel like I’ve won Best Supporting Actor every day
Hey girl, you don’t need a C-Section. You deserve an A+Section.
Hey girl, I took your birthing video and blurred out all the naughty bits. [plays video that is all one big blur]
Hey girl, eat this baby food until your belly swells. I’ll hold the spoon so I can be the daddy.
Hey girl, I would carry the baby in my belly if I could so I’ll just have to settle with carrying your bags everywhere we go.
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