Pour out a little putrefied carrion for Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum today, as she was put to sleep last night at her home zoo in Leipzig, Germany. I guess they finally found out she was Jewish. I kid, Germans, I kid. Anyway, you might be wondering how this is movie related. It’s not, really, but Heidi was the subject of one of Parry Gripp’s catchiest songs, so to me she was more important than the president.
I’m hanging my cutest kittens calendar at half mast in her honor.
The Leipzig zoo said Wednesday that the marsupial had been listless and unable to move for several weeks. A decision was made to put the three-and-a-half-year-old animal to sleep following repeated attempts to treat her.
“How sad,” wrote Rene Schaaf, from Heidi’s home city of Leipzig. “This lovable creature enriched our daily lives, showing us that ‘imperfect’ can also be interesting and even beautiful.”
“…and not something to be locked in a dark room and gassed, contrary to what our grandparents taught us.” Again, I kid, Germans. Oh, Holocaust jokes. Is there anything funnier?
Heidi first attracted attention at the end of last year after she was featured on a local television report about the nocturnal enclosure where she spent her final days. A clip of the report went viral, giving rise to a fan page on Facebook that attracted more than 332,000 admirers from across the globe. [SeattlePI]
We’ll miss you, Heidi. But if this means Parry Gripp records a sad, acoustic version of “Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum,” your death will not have been in vain.

Heidi correctly picks this year's Best Actor Oscar winner
-Thanks to MJ for the tip



Any word on whether it was food poisoning after having been fed that stupid World Cup octopus?
Niles the two dicked kangaroo doesn’t see what the big deal is.
Oh, possum!
…she’s just playing possum, right? That’s what they do, RIGHT?!?!
Why bother with leathal injection? Just toss the lil’ shit out onto a highway to die, seems to be their thing.
[Pictured]: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Possum.
How could the Holocaust not be funny? I mean, with that many Jews in one place it’s pretty much inevitable.
Good night, sweet possum.
At least we still have Overweight Hedgehog.
I hope.
“Best not look at *my* posse cross-eyed, mutterschtupper.”–German C. Tates
In the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, Au revoir, possum.
/Germans use this as justification for invasion of France.
Only Roberto Benigni could make the Holocaust not funny.
“…listless and unable to move for several weeks…”
Ya, that’s called Oktoberfest.
Braumuchenpossumhifenliechenifen!!
^ translation: Taco
Unterpossum
Fun fact: A Dutchman hid Heidi in his attic for two years before she was discovered by the Germans.
It was cross eyed, you say? Did it’s eyes work OK or could it Nazi?
The vet who put her down is on his way to Buenos Aires as we speak.
Heidi wasn’t persecuted for her race, but because she was harbouring nightshades with Soviet sympathies; possum commie taters.