By all accounts, Bridesmaids was an absurd success. It grossed $168.5 million at the box office and is currently sporting a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. In other words, people really liked it. Of course, I hated it and plan to rank it in my bottom 10 at the end of the year, but you have to keep in mind that I’m stupid. So what’s the next step for a blockbuster comedy that proved that girls can be funny and raunchy, too?
Porn.
That’s right, if you watched Bridesmaids and couldn’t stop thinking, “This movie needs more scissoring,” then you are in luck, my friends. Bridesmaids XXX: Porn Parody and its incredibly lackluster name were announced back in May, but unlike the male stars, filming has wrapped. The DVD will hit stores and whatnot on October 14, so you finally have something to look forward to in this dreary life.
Trailer and SFW set shots after the jump.
Video via Hey, It’s April, images via Luke is Back (semi-NSFW).
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BOOO! Should’ve called it “Brides Laid.”
Bride’s AIDS. #truthinadvertising
$10 says their bachelorette party stripper will be Evan Stone
BOOO!
Save your boos for the C-Tates post.
According to IAFD, Evan Stone is in fact not in this film. Also according to IAFD, Evan Stone has performed in 1,288 other titles. Finally, according to Norton Anti-Virus, my computer now has feline AIDS because I Googled Evan Stone.
They should consider wearing flip-flops during the bridal shower scene.
If the fat one doesn’t have a dick (Laserdich?), The Mighty Feklahr calls “targ-forshak”!
Wow, you can tangibly count the shattered dreams in that banner pic! Eery!
I didn’t watch the whole trailer, but I made it far enough to see the waiter come out with deli ham and and turkey on sticks. A+.
He could make a cameo though. It might just happen; life sucks that bad.
So who’s playing the fat one?
I want to have lots and lots of sex with April O’Neil no matter how grossed out my rational brain is whenever she’s on my computer.
When I worked at a porn website, as a “Quality Control Specialist” (I watched porn for a living) I got a naked lapdance from April Oniel, that included her trying to stick her but hole in my face and ended with me getting a skinned elbow. It was okay.