New Avengers Pictures: Bruce Banner Wants to Science You
09.29.11 at 5:12 pm
Bubb Rubb
Renner looks like he wants to science me in a rest-stop bathroom.
09.29.11 at 5:20 pm
Larry
Renner wants to hurt your locker.
09.29.11 at 5:20 pm
Patty Boots
I like the contrast between super happy Cartman and super serials everyone else. It’s like he’s photobombing the Avengers.
09.29.11 at 5:22 pm
Larry
That ain’t blue steel, he’s auditioning to play Ruffalo Bill. “Would I science me? I’d science me so hard.”
09.29.11 at 5:23 pm
Mo Charlo
ScarJo looks like she wants me to science myself.
09.29.11 at 5:24 pm
Larry
Lindsay Lohan’s cooch just got cast as the Toxic Avenger. It’s a great part. The role, not her cooch.
09.29.11 at 5:25 pm
Patty Boots
And the bullet bracelets are totally chic. It’s like the contrast between feminine jewelry and masculine weaponry. Because she’s a lady but she’s also tough. It’s a metaphor. Get it?
*dismissive wanking gesture*
09.29.11 at 5:25 pm
Larry
Re: Ruffalo–The Science of the Lambs.
/nailed it.
09.29.11 at 5:34 pm
TrundleBed
Actually, those aren’t bullet bracelets. They are high frequency electrostatic bolts “capable of stunning even a superhuman opponent at a range of at least 20 feet”
*adjusts glasses*
09.29.11 at 5:35 pm
Morton Salt
I think Ruffalo looks like that Doug Hutchison fella what married the child bride.
So, either way, statutory-esque.
09.29.11 at 5:35 pm
Erswi
I thought a girl was dismissive wanking the other day in the mall. It turns out she was just motioning for me to “come here”.
09.29.11 at 5:57 pm
Bubb Rubb
Renner looks like a bizzaro/fruity Randy Quaid. Puts a whole new spin on the line “The sh*tter was full!!”
09.29.11 at 6:01 pm
Assmode
Weird ssssscience
09.29.11 at 6:02 pm
Assmode
I look forward to the science-ification of future photoshops.
09.29.11 at 6:33 pm
Fek'lhr
Kahless on a Kracker! Pic 2 of Thor is pretty qovlpathing FABULOUS!
09.29.11 at 6:38 pm
theeviltwin
By Odin’s Beard, what hideous plot has turned every background green! This must be the work of Loki!
*yawn/dismissive wank combo*
09.29.11 at 7:25 pm
Juan Carlo
I hate EW, but I confess I kind of want to read that south Park feature.
09.29.11 at 7:45 pm
spazmodic
Edward Norton got tired of playing Second Bananner.
09.29.11 at 8:41 pm
Ragnarok
I hope there’s going to be a good explanation for why Black Widow decided to swap out her long, curly locks for my mom’s haircut.
09.29.11 at 8:49 pm
Cash Bailey
That cover is an utter clusterfuck.
And is Ruffalo giving us he best ‘Blue Steel’? Or is he actually going for ‘Magnum’?
09.29.11 at 9:51 pm
Rumple Foreskin
The only sciene Ruffalo cares about is how much Rohypnol he needs to slip into your drink to make you forget about what he has planned.
Science!
*dismissive wanking motion with test tube*
09.29.11 at 11:36 pm
Dumplin Nuggs
Joss Whedon looks like Ron Howard if his face was held stationary and his head was rotated upside-down 180 degrees.
09.30.11 at 7:34 am
Fek'lhr
Don’t you love it how they put the “Puritan-esque” visage of the noble, virtuous Captain America right in front of ScarJo’s crotch? It’s as if they are DARING us to jack off to this cover!
*challenge accepted*
09.30.11 at 10:19 am
The Doctor
Captain America looks like he just tried to squeeze out a discreet fart and something wet came out.
09.30.11 at 11:23 am
Jack Burton
Well, Bruce Banner definitely has that whole “Looking down while looking up” pose nailed. Essential for being a super hero.
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Renner looks like he wants to science me in a rest-stop bathroom.
Renner wants to hurt your locker.
I like the contrast between super happy Cartman and super serials everyone else. It’s like he’s photobombing the Avengers.
That ain’t blue steel, he’s auditioning to play Ruffalo Bill. “Would I science me? I’d science me so hard.”
ScarJo looks like she wants me to science myself.
Lindsay Lohan’s cooch just got cast as the Toxic Avenger. It’s a great part. The role, not her cooch.
And the bullet bracelets are totally chic. It’s like the contrast between feminine jewelry and masculine weaponry. Because she’s a lady but she’s also tough. It’s a metaphor. Get it?
*dismissive wanking gesture*
Re: Ruffalo–The Science of the Lambs.
/nailed it.
Actually, those aren’t bullet bracelets. They are high frequency electrostatic bolts “capable of stunning even a superhuman opponent at a range of at least 20 feet”
*adjusts glasses*
I think Ruffalo looks like that Doug Hutchison fella what married the child bride.
So, either way, statutory-esque.
I thought a girl was dismissive wanking the other day in the mall. It turns out she was just motioning for me to “come here”.
Renner looks like a bizzaro/fruity Randy Quaid. Puts a whole new spin on the line “The sh*tter was full!!”
Weird ssssscience
I look forward to the science-ification of future photoshops.
Kahless on a Kracker! Pic 2 of Thor is pretty qovlpathing FABULOUS!
By Odin’s Beard, what hideous plot has turned every background green! This must be the work of Loki!
*yawn/dismissive wank combo*
I hate EW, but I confess I kind of want to read that south Park feature.
Edward Norton got tired of playing Second Bananner.
I hope there’s going to be a good explanation for why Black Widow decided to swap out her long, curly locks for my mom’s haircut.
That cover is an utter clusterfuck.
And is Ruffalo giving us he best ‘Blue Steel’? Or is he actually going for ‘Magnum’?
The only sciene Ruffalo cares about is how much Rohypnol he needs to slip into your drink to make you forget about what he has planned.
Science!
*dismissive wanking motion with test tube*
Joss Whedon looks like Ron Howard if his face was held stationary and his head was rotated upside-down 180 degrees.
Don’t you love it how they put the “Puritan-esque” visage of the noble, virtuous Captain America right in front of ScarJo’s crotch? It’s as if they are DARING us to jack off to this cover!
*challenge accepted*
Captain America looks like he just tried to squeeze out a discreet fart and something wet came out.
Well, Bruce Banner definitely has that whole “Looking down while looking up” pose nailed. Essential for being a super hero.
HULK MAKE KUBRICK STARE LOOK DUMB ARRGHGHHRGHRGHR