Yahoo just dropped the new trailer for The Grey, from Smokin’ Aces director Joe Carnahan and Liam Neeson. The plot, and I stress, I am not making any of this up, is that Liam Neeson survives a plane crash, and wakes up in a frozen wasteland where he must use all of his skills in a fight for survival… AGAINST WOLVES!
“Hello, police? I think I’ve been incepted.”
“If it’s money you’re after, I can tell you I don’t have any. What I do have is a particular set of skills, skills I’ve learned from a lifetime of being Irish. Skills that make me a nightmare for wolves like you.”
(*tapes broken Jameson bottles to knuckles, puts up dukes*)
“BRING IT ON, YA MANGY FOOKER!”
[Yahoo]
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Wolves on a Plane. Did not see this sequel coming…
Well somebody had to knock wolves down a peg or two. I’m glad it was ‘ol Darkman. And thank god, too. He hasn’t been in a movie in like, what, 4 months?
“Bottle-knuckle fighting? Really? And what’s an airplane? Pass the whale blubber.”
– the ghost of Jack London
The movie player crashed on me, but I’m going to assume that these wolves aren’t your typical wolves and are in fact – WHEREWOLVES. If not, I guarantee that idea was thrown around the pitch meeting for this film.
I don’t think these words have ever been typed in this order before this very moment:
I almost wish this was an M. Night Shamyalan film.
…just to see what sort of ridiculous twist ending he could stick on it.
So it’s Never Cry Wolf for people who never cry? Sold.
This movie should’ve featured a cameo by Seal.
Because of all the lupus.
The Micks don’t really get creative like that. Seems like more of a Russian pastime to me.
First ve tape miniature wodka bottle to knackles, den ve punch wolf in face yes?
@inkyPe: the twist is the plane crashed in 1066. On the moon. Yep, those are medieval MoonWolves.
This looks like it might be the GREY-test survival story of all time.
*Wolf bites crotch*
Neeson, you of all people shouldn’t be caught out in the snowy wilderness without a helmet.
This movie is completely unrealistic. All they had to do is gather some sticks to build a house, and it would work brilliantly to guard against wolves.
The wolves are actually his wife dressed up to keep him from coming home because he farts in his sleep.
Also, aliens. or he’s already dead or something.
Feel free to use any of these, Mr. Hammond:
“I had a HOWLING good time!”
“So riveting you’ll WOLF down your popcorn!”
“I had a raging, inappropriate boner throughout!….A-WOOOO!”
How isn’t this movie the semi-autobiographical story of one of Gary Busey’s more interesting winters? I say semi because we all know Busey would have crashed the plane himself for kicks and all the rest of the survivors would have been killed to bait the wolves so he bottle-box them into oblivion.
The original Flight of the Phoenix should’ve gone this route, just so Jimmy Stewart could negotiate with wolves.
“Just a minute, just a minute, now hold on.”
/wolves pause
//wolves continue devouring him
When I read the headline I was hoping he got a box full of cutsie wolf puppies, and he fed them purina dog chow, and then he trained them to bite people in the groin and then say That´ll do wolf, that´ll do while he ejaculates on their backs.
This may be the first time I wanted Taylor Lautner in a movie. Having Liam Neeson repeatedly bottle punch llama face into an unrecognizable pulp is what all movies should be all about.
Andy Serkis must be so confused…I could have sworn I saw one of those wolves beating off to a ring, and then in the next shot the wolf was freeing all the other wolves from their cages after rolling some of that smart dust canister’s by them. Also, Liam Neeson takes his sweater off and HE’S JAMES FRANCO.
Good lord I’m going to Qui-gon Jizz all over this motherfucker.
Ahh so this is how Ducard from Batman Begins came about…