
One of the biggest surprises to come out of both the NFL and NBA Lockouts this summer was the lack of professional athletes making cameos in TV shows and movies desperate to generate buzz through star appeal. Thankfully, though, Oklahoma City Thunder star Kevin Durant is ready to set a new example and show his peers that this world needs more NBA players starring in films.
Durant will star in a film entitled, Switch, which is not to be confused with the Blake Edwards film about a man who is killed and reincarnated as a woman. No, this one is much more original.
“In a magical twist, Kevin Durant switches all of his basketball-playing skills with an enthusiastic young fan who becomes the star of his high school team… and leaving Durant and the Thunder helpless. With the playoffs approaching, they need to discover what it is that brought them together before the early end to the Thunder’s season.”
(Via CBS Sports)
I pulled up IMDb to find more information on this film, and since the aforementioned Ellen Barkin film from 1991, there have been 19 movies made with the name Switch. And that’s not including last year’s The Switch, starring Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston. So this film couldn’t be any more unoriginal and contrived if it starred Nick Cannon and Bow Wow.
But give it time. Switch still hasn’t been cast yet, but it already has a home run hitting director in John Whitesell, who has given us such classics as Malibu’s Most Wanted, Big Momma’s House 2, and Deck the Halls. This is going to make LeBron’s “Decision” look like Sophie’s Choice.



This was adapted from an old R Kelly project: right before the Grammys a local high school kid gets his singing talent after they both urinate on the same 14yr old girl.
Space Jam without the gritty realism.
If Lebron were to star in his own version of Sophie’s Choice the number of Academy Awards it would win would be not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7…
Damn, I was hoping they were gonna reboot Steel
Has a poster been made up yet? No? Get Sean Astin to lean on Durant. That’s box office GOLD, Jerry!
The decision to leave Cleveland for Miami would only be like Sophie’s Choice if her options were to have one of her kids killed or to have neither of them killed.
P.S. Got here too late to mention that Charlie Wilson’s War blew. More like Sucky Suck’s Suck, amirite?
I’d watch it if it starred this guy instead.
This Durant film, will there be girls on it?
I followed Mort’s link, and now my nostalgic boner is about as confused as the first time I watched that video.
Custodian Kevin James Durant trades all of his competitive eating skills with a fat kid. Coming soon: Sammitch.
It would be a lot better if they made it into Teen Wolf type movie, except the undersized white kid turns into a giant black man instead of a werewolf.
Kobe Bryant switched all his rape skills with an enthusiastic young fan and now all the high school cheerleaders’ buttholes hurt.
It would be a lot better if they made it into Teen Wolf type movie, except the undersized white kid turns into a giant black man instead of a werewolf.
If it was the third Teen Wolf movie, would they call it Twitch?