
"IT'S CALLED A GAT!"
Last we heard about Channing Tatum’s upcoming The Son of No One, it was met with crappy reviews at Sundance, but that wasn’t going to stop our good friend C-Tates from becoming the hardest twerkin’ playa in da Hollyweird game. Sure, the movie still doesn’t have a release date in the U.S. and it is set to be released on DVD in Brazil in October, but that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily doomed.
At least it’s not stopping the studios from releasing a new HD trailer to try and change our minds. Granted, this trailer isn’t much different from the first one, and I’m pretty sure if you watch them both back-to-back you’ll figure out the entire plot, but that shouldn’t take away from the pure joy of experiencing a C-Tates joint. Besides, if you can’t at least giggle at the idea of Tatum’s character being named White, then I just can’t be friends with you anymore.
(Via Fandango)



When did Pacino and Liotta give up?
Son of No One, yeah, look at that fuddlefuck. I’d have walked out on that shit nibbler when he was six inches out of his mommy’s cockrupter. “Smokes ya cunny gash!” I’d have said, and proudly strolled on to the rest of my life and left those two mewling cabbage heads to the welfare state. Not my problem that wad gnashing whore couldn’t take a birth control pill right once a morning before she spent the day gurgling jizz for saw bucks.
Caption: YOU’RE HOLDING IT WRONG!!!
I saw Channing Tatum and “Son of No One” and thought it was an interview with his father.
That black guy didn’t look sweaty enough to be Tracy Morgan. Imposter, I say!
Alternate caption: NICE SWEATER!
Look at the pic, get Connery’s voice in your head and shout “I am the last dragon”
Now exhale and queef glitter
I AM NOT A WIGGER, I AM A WHITE MAN WITH ETHNIC TENDENCIES!