
Huggalos rejoice, it’s a Ryan Gosling story! So Canada’s hottest export, that snuggly bundle of politeness and butterscotch pudding, Ryan Gosling, was recently spotted canoodling† with Eva Mendes, his co-star in the upcoming Place Beyond the Pines. Word on the street is that she could be Baby Goose’s new girlfriend, because he took her to Disneyland, and that’s totally his move. “Hey, girl. Lemme see those C-cups on the teacups, nah mean?” -From the upcoming Baby Goose/Channing Tatum body swap comedy. 
Paparazzi snapped the “Crazy Stupid Love” heartthrob, 30, getting smoochy at the California theme park with sexy Eva Mendes, 37, his co-star in “The Place Beyond the Pines,” in which they play husband and wife.
I’ve been sad ever since Baby Goose broke up with fellow talented, adorable Canadian Rachel McAdams, so it’s hard to see him with another woman. My God, they’re both so cute, their baby would’ve come out covered in glitter and Lucky Charms marshmallows. But at the end of the day, all I really want is for Baby Goose to be happy.
The head-turning couple — both sporting baseball caps — were spotted over the weekend playing games, going on rides and wearing 3-D glasses. According to Us magazine, Mendes even fed Gosling “churros, cotton candy and corn on the cob.”
(*Eva Mendes feeds Baby Goose a churro*)
“Mmm, I’ve never had Mexican food before! Haha, interracial dating is super neat. Here, girl, sample the cuisine of my people.”(*feeds Eva Mendes cotton candy*)
But this isn’t the first time Gosling has turned to Disneyland to romance a smoking-hot actress. In 2010, Gosling and Blake Lively spent an evening at Disneyland’s Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor. A year earlier, Gosling and “2 Broke Girls” star Kat Dennings spent the day at Disneyland. [TheDaily]
Hey, girl. I’ll apologize for not making you feel like the only girl in the world, but not for loving bumper cars and ice cream. I’m not a player, I just hug a lot.
†That’s gossip rag talk for “hanging out with.” Personally, I think it’d be a way better word if it meant “riding in a canoe.”



Hey, girl, thanks for holding my hand on the Tower of Terror. Those ghosts were crazy-scary!
Hey Girl, you got it all wrong. We were just sharing some of my favourite candy. I call it “kazoozling”
“But I can’t enter your breakdance competition for you, C! Headspins are scary!”
“…and all these nerd ropes and pixie stix are gonna give me type II diabetes. RESPECK!”
This November, Ryan Gosling and Channing Tatum star in:
BREAKHANDSOME
“Place Beyond the Pines” was filmed where I grew up and in parts of the town I now live in. Yeah Schenectady.
/cool story bro
So you’re telling me I sold corn on the cob and churros all Labor Day weekend at California Adventure and I missed the potential chance to have something I touched go down Eva Mendes’ throat? Dammit.
This headline is so adorable I want to spoon with it while watching Dora the Explorer. That said, Baby Goose has an admirable history of dating obsession-worthy kitty. Game Recognize Game, nephew.
In this case, the game is Candyland.
“You shaved my child’s head into a mohawk!”
“Your girlfriend tried to hug me. I just gave her a fist bump. It was hella-awkward, son.”
Ryan Gosling. Channing Tatum.
SWEET STREET
Fact: Ryan Gosling hugs every character at Disneyland. Not to get a photo, just to give hugs.
Aaaaaaw. Baby Goose is my second favorite handsome Canadian actor named Ryan.
And it’s kind of suprising that Baby Goose is so sweet, when you consider that Canadian geese are territorial avian bastards who will try to bite you.
C-Tates: Aw, n’aw! We switched bodies, son! I can’t pop OR lock in this thing!
Baby Goose: It must’ve been when we both tinkled in the chocolate fountain during the Hershey tour! Aw figs!
Hey girl, I really want to take your home for special naked hugs, but we can’t miss the electric light parade.
Fact: Workers inside Disney character costumes ask to have their picture taken with Ryan Gosling to keep in their scrapbooks
When I saw the subject and there were 13 comments already, I set the over-under for “Hey Girl” comments at 9. You guys let me down.
Hey Girl, we should sue this park for false advertising. The REAL happiest place in the world is my heart. Just kidding about the lawsuit – the only briefs I like are sensible cotton briefs.
Hey girl, coming here makes me feel like a baby goose returning home
Hola, puto. I made ju churros.
She indicated she wanted to go on Splash Mountain by making a raft out of a bathroom stall door and two empty trashcans.
You must be this tall to get on my ride… haha – i’m just kidding, girl, you can be any height; I have a cousin who is a Small Person and he’s really great.
mesican gurl smells like unyons