After the jump, I’ve got the (SFW) trailer for the Lee Roy Myers-directed porn parody, A Wet Dream on Elm Street (you may remember the dildo glove I posted a while back). It stars all your favorite actresses a bunch of actresses you totally haven’t heard of, including Charlie Chase, Sophie Dee, and Giselle Leon. I guess the plot is that you can’t fall asleep, or else Freddy comes and has sex with you. Ahh, reminds me of my old fraternity days.
The funny thing is, it’s actually a pretty good parody (even if I would’ve gone with “A Buttmare on Mam Street”). Every time I watch one of these, I’m struck by how much better they are than any Seltzer/Friedberg movie. In fact, I think I’d rather my daughter do porn than a Seltzer/Friedberg movie. At least there’d be some production values.
“Hi, Jason.”
“It’s f*ckin’ Freddy.”
“Whatever.”
“…Did you just wordplay me?”
[Thanks to Dreadcentral]
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Normally when you pass out some asshole draws a dick on your face, and takes a picture of it to fb post with their ass in the frame. Here you get dicked in the ass and cum on your face.
Kruger’s face got burned up when he went down on Jenna Jameson.
They should have gone with A Nutmare on Elm Skeet.
I’d rather get raped by Freddy than ever watch The Dream Child again.
A Buttmare on Mam Street?
That’s really Robert Englund, yes? I hear he’s available for handywork.
A Cockmare on Feltch Street?
A Papsmear Betwixt Mom’s Pleats?
A Spacedock on Film, Neat!
A Tight Bear On Elm Sssssssstreeet. (gay version)
A Tongue-lash on Man Meat
Ffffuuuuuu,…
…gotta go
Charlie Chase seems like a really nice girl.
“a bunch of actresses you totally haven’t heard of,”
I’ve actually heard of all of them. Sigh (chugs bourbon)
Great, Chino’s gonna be asleep for a week. It’s not real Chino!
Damn it! I just spent all my money on Ambien :(
This fall…….Freddie fingers back!!!
People you don’t want to receive The Shocker from:
1) Dildo Glove Freddy
2) Edward Scissorhands
3) Michael J. Fox (debatable)
If you have a wet dream on Elm Street within a wet dream on Elm Street, the resulting movie is Insemination. BRAAAAHMAMS.
Banner pic: Shia Dildohands
Get it? Cuz it looks like he doesn’t have a thumb! Wa’qa wa’qa wa’qa!
*giant hook, juggling Ferengi, etc*
The banner pic is actually a rejected 5nal Destination poster.
Finally, some real news.
Guarantee you that there are some really awesome REM jobs in this one.
Porn Freddy avoids unwanted pregnancies using the circadian rhythm method.
It already looks better than Freddy vs Jason
Thanks for the post here FD! This was a fun one for us.
A tight hair on Mel’s feet?
Eh, I got nothing.