I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’d watch a movie with John C. Reilly and Christoph Waltz in it even if the director was a child rapist. In totally unrelated news, here we have the trailer for Carnage, adapted from the play God of Carnage, directed by Roman Polanski, starring John C. Reilly, Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet, and Jodie Foster. It appears to have only one location, much like Polanski himself from December 2009 to July 2010, because of the raping.
As for the plot, seems Kate Winslet and Christoph Waltz’ kid beat up John C. Reilly and Jody Foster’s kid at school, and now they’re having a big, philosophical to-do about it. At one point, Waltz is such a workaholic that his wife dunks his cell phone in water to teach him a lesson. How original! But wait, you’ll ruin his important business meeting with the Japanese! Still, I liked it better when an eagle stole Sandra Bullock’s Blackberry. More symbolic or something.
After the jump, two gifs that would’ve made this trailer a lot better.
[trailer via Twitch]
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“It’s the child-rapingest movie of the year! Pure statutory movie magic!” — Pete Hammond
To get the full immersive effect that Romski went after in this film, you have to get drugged and then forcibly sodomized by a dirty fucking Jew.
In a world,
Were a filthy piece of shit who drugged and ass raped a thirteen year old girl is still allowed to breath free air and make money in the film industry…
…Roman Polanski drags another vile piece of shit out for your approval.
“You should literally force someone to watch this movie – Through their butt!!” –Raperton Q. Cornhole III
At the risk of sounding like a judgmental bitch, I do kind of judge people who agree to work with Polanski.
I still love John C. Reilly,of course, but I am disappoint.
Polanski’s only regret is that he didn’t hire Jodie Foster sooner, preferably right after she finished filming Taxi Driver.
Oh you guys… it wasn’t “rape” rape. Everybody knows that buttrape doesn’t count in
a court of lawHollywood.Polanski only ass-raped her so he wouldn’t have to pay for an abortion… you know, because he’s a miserly Jew… and an ass-rapist.
I bet the fight scene between the kids is HAWT.
But wait, you’ll ruin his important business meeting with the Japanese!
Sounds like a topic for a new supercut. Get on it, editor monkeys!
I find a lot of Polanski’s work difficult to sit through.
I say f*ck Polansky and the van he rode in on.
I bet the fight scene between the kids is HAWT.I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Lindasunny2002 on–a’ge’l'es’s'da’te.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
Coming this fall… O J Simpson and Robert Blake in a Roman Polanski film:
“It Was a Long Time Ago.”
Soundtrack by Phil Spector and Suge Knight.
Please give that spambot hooshiny comment of the week, VInce. That mature and beautiful club promoter with their doctorate can teach us a thing or two.