Fuck all this bullshit. That’s some amazing shit right there.
08.30.11 at 10:19 am
The Black Mans Guide to Pencil thin Mustaches
no mention of jon cryer in the transcendant (and racially accurate) “javier”?
this “movie news” blows javier until his tips get frosty
08.30.11 at 10:30 am
Sophistry
I saw The Skin I Live In. It is….pretty weird. But also completely fucking awesome with a doozy of a twist. And Antonio Banderas is badass.
Also that Puss In Boots poster is adorable.
08.30.11 at 10:34 am
La Schmoove
When your movie poster looks like the poster for that will ferrell basketball movie with random actors pasted over it, you’ve already lost.
08.30.11 at 10:41 am
FalseRumorsDotCom
At first glance, I thought it was called “Pete Smells Dead”, a more intriguing title that reminds me of my Grandpa.
08.30.11 at 11:00 am
Patty Boots
Son of a bitch, Sawyer needs a new agent.
08.30.11 at 11:03 am
PhoenixWarcry
Looks like the Goonies learned how to dance. “Up there they’re wearing their Sunday shoes, because it’s their time. It’s their time up there. But down here… down here everybody cut, everybody cut Footloose. It’s our time down here.”
08.30.11 at 11:06 am
I_am_Jenius
Page #22: Awwww there you are token black guy! I was wondering when you’d make your appearance.
08.30.11 at 11:08 am
I_am_Jenius
Whoops, I meant Page #20.
08.30.11 at 11:56 am
Dingus
I never thought there’d be a dwarf cooler than Warwick Davis, but Peter Dinklage is constantly campaigning for the mini-crown
Last I checked, Willow didn’t feature any drunken midget orgies, nor did Warrick Davis ever open up someone’s face with the butt end of a shield. In other words, Dinklage is king of midgets, hands down. He’s a midget named Dinklage, for fuck’s sake. I’d give him the crown based on that fact alone.
08.30.11 at 12:05 pm
dickimaa
Hey girl, I’m in the Ides of March. I’ll take you anywhere you want to go. Haha, just kidding, it’s a little movie project I’m in.
08.30.11 at 12:06 pm
Nacheesmo
If Puss and Boots isn’t an hour and a half of LOLCats, then I’m burning the fucking movie theatre down to the ground.
08.30.11 at 12:27 pm
Nacheesmo
More like Michael F. MINDbender!
08.30.11 at 1:42 pm
Kungjitsu
Let me see if I have this straight from one of those Footloose posters: Small town has HUGE problem with dancing, no problem with interracial dating?
Sure, why not?
08.30.11 at 2:01 pm
Garipeto
You know what, I think I will cut loose and buy some new jeans and other modestly priced apparel from Kohls. Thanks Footloose posters.
08.30.11 at 2:21 pm
JohnDenverisFullofShit
I was actually an extra in that “Stay Cool” movie. It was shot back in july 2009 and clearly went straight to DVD. It was awful. Sean Astin actually plays a gay guy who pulls hot men (think C-tates). Hillary Duff plays a HS girl who tries to hook up with a 30 yr old and Chevy Chase plays the principal. It was very bizzare, as people in their mid 30′s were cast as high school extras. We were also told not to make eye-contact with Winona Ryder or we would be removed from set.
08.30.11 at 6:55 pm
HipsterReplacement
The Skin I Live In is like Human Centipede, but 110% more medically accurate.
08.31.11 at 1:56 pm
Smurftastic
At least the Footloose remake tried to pay homage to the original by hiring a hideously unattractive woman to fill the role that Sarah Jessica Parker originated.
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Antonio Banderas in a new Almodovar film?
Fuck all this bullshit. That’s some amazing shit right there.
no mention of jon cryer in the transcendant (and racially accurate) “javier”?
this “movie news” blows javier until his tips get frosty
I saw The Skin I Live In. It is….pretty weird. But also completely fucking awesome with a doozy of a twist. And Antonio Banderas is badass.
Also that Puss In Boots poster is adorable.
When your movie poster looks like the poster for that will ferrell basketball movie with random actors pasted over it, you’ve already lost.
At first glance, I thought it was called “Pete Smells Dead”, a more intriguing title that reminds me of my Grandpa.
Son of a bitch, Sawyer needs a new agent.
Looks like the Goonies learned how to dance. “Up there they’re wearing their Sunday shoes, because it’s their time. It’s their time up there. But down here… down here everybody cut, everybody cut Footloose. It’s our time down here.”
Page #22: Awwww there you are token black guy! I was wondering when you’d make your appearance.
Whoops, I meant Page #20.
I never thought there’d be a dwarf cooler than Warwick Davis, but Peter Dinklage is constantly campaigning for the mini-crown
Last I checked, Willow didn’t feature any drunken midget orgies, nor did Warrick Davis ever open up someone’s face with the butt end of a shield. In other words, Dinklage is king of midgets, hands down. He’s a midget named Dinklage, for fuck’s sake. I’d give him the crown based on that fact alone.
Hey girl, I’m in the Ides of March. I’ll take you anywhere you want to go. Haha, just kidding, it’s a little movie project I’m in.
If Puss and Boots isn’t an hour and a half of LOLCats, then I’m burning the fucking movie theatre down to the ground.
More like Michael F. MINDbender!
Let me see if I have this straight from one of those Footloose posters: Small town has HUGE problem with dancing, no problem with interracial dating?
Sure, why not?
You know what, I think I will cut loose and buy some new jeans and other modestly priced apparel from Kohls. Thanks Footloose posters.
I was actually an extra in that “Stay Cool” movie. It was shot back in july 2009 and clearly went straight to DVD. It was awful. Sean Astin actually plays a gay guy who pulls hot men (think C-tates). Hillary Duff plays a HS girl who tries to hook up with a 30 yr old and Chevy Chase plays the principal. It was very bizzare, as people in their mid 30′s were cast as high school extras. We were also told not to make eye-contact with Winona Ryder or we would be removed from set.
The Skin I Live In is like Human Centipede, but 110% more medically accurate.
At least the Footloose remake tried to pay homage to the original by hiring a hideously unattractive woman to fill the role that Sarah Jessica Parker originated.