Everyone knows Shakespeare plays are full of florid prose and human drama. But what if the director of Independence Day made a movie about Shakespeare? What this film presupposes is, what if there were sword fights and executions and the characters didn’t talk like fags? That’s more or less the story of Roland Emmerich’s Anonymous, which recently released its second trailer (the first had cannon fights!).
“Since when did words ever win a kingdom?”
“…Leave that to me.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s like drama class Michael Bay! WE WILL DROP WORDSPLOSIONS ON THE EIFFEL TOWER OF PARCHMENT! Would a ‘Splosion by any other name still be totally sick, bro? Anyway, this looks awesome, but am I wrong for thinking that Roland Emmerich’s swordfights-and-explosions Shakespeare movie suddenly looks pretty tame in comparison to Paul WS Anderson’s 3D, Steampunk Three Musketeers movie with floating pirate ship cannon fights? You can’t fade floating cannon fights, Brobespierre, that’s science.
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What this film presupposes is, the pen is mightier than the sword, but cannons totes fuck pens up bro.
OOOOWAH-AH-AH-AHlas, poor Yorick…
After seeing that I’m surprised he didn’t name the movie, “Billy Shakes: Legend of the Pale-face.”
I’m looking forward to Shakesperiencing this film in 3D IMAX
BACK OFF MAN….I’m a scientist….BITCH. BOOSH. IN YO FACE. Wait…is C-Tates in this? You can’t have Bill Shakebro’s WORDSPLOSION without C-Tates. Brah.
This is from a real long time ago, when movies were plays.
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