Remember when Bradley Cooper melted off all the girls panties by conducting an interview in French? Here’s Mila Kunis with the Russian equivalent to give boners to all the dudes.
At a press conference for Friends with Benefits in Moscow, a reporter asked Justin Timberlake why he’s making movies and not music. When Timberlake didn’t respond right away because of a delay in translation, Mila Kunis, whose family moved to Los Angeles from the Ukraine when she was seven (partly because she’s Jewish, and the former Soviet Union isn’t the least anti-Semitic place in the world), jumped in and got all confrontational with the reporter (which I believe is the Russian language’s primary function).
“Why movies? Why not?” Kunis, who moved to California from Ukraine at age 7, testily replied. “What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” [DailyWhat]
It seems like she said more than that, but unfortunately I’m a dumb singuilingular American and I can’t translate it. Using her secret Russian skills for of all things to defend Justin Timberlake is kind of like Superman using his heat vision to warm up a hot pocket in the break room at the Daily Planet. I have to say, this seems a little less sexy than the Bradley Cooper version. Mainly because now I have to imagine life with Mila to involve (in addition the mind-blowing sex), her haggling with the clerk at the convenient store, her feeling disrespected by a cab driver, her demanding an apology from a rude bouncer at a club… and her dressing them down, all while you hold her purse and have that stupid, sheepish look of not-quite-understanding on your face like Timberlake in the video. But, you know… that could just be the casual racism talking.
[video via HuffingtonPost]
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You think this is bad? You should hear her in the toilet paper line.
I’d like to make her balalaikas ring out.
Aside from German and whatever them ay-rabs speak, russian may be the least sexiest languages ever..and yet, here I am with my pants down. Kunis really IS a talent!
Jamie Lee Curtis
tuckspoopsdisagrees.Oh Mila Kunis, my heart has many boners for you. Also, my pants
Klingon is the one true language of romance!
* Interesting sidenote, it’s also the language of blind fury and homicidal rage. But only for Fek.
Kunis already has a green card? Way to take away my leverage, INS.
@Erswi–pretty sure Rosario Dawson won Fek’s heart when she said Qaplah on TV. Of course, when you win a Klingon’s heart, it’s kind of literal.
In Soviet Russia YOU become the direct object through chiastic reversal!
Or so the kids tell me.
I get that same look on my face when having dinner with my wife’s family. They’re French-Canadian, and when together they speak French as is only natural. That look JT has is the “I have no idea what’s happening but I don’t want to appear rude or disinterested and I hope they say a word I recognize so I feel like a part of the group,” look. I wear it often and I wear it well.
I liked her better when she was chewing out Natalie Portman.
I agree wiff Chino. Lesbanese is clearly her first language.
She sure knows her way around a nesting doll.
Not shown in video: Kunis directs drunk man from Seaworld to wreck questioners ass. Qaplah!
Quick! Someone find my ski-mask! I need to attempt to rob Mila Kunis’ hair salon!
Hmm… Unintentional innuendo. Nice.
She is a very cunning linguist.
“confrontational with the reporter (which I believe is the Russian language’s primary function).”
I think its more so the female language’s primary function.
I sent her an email last week asking her to marine ball.
God, her accent is almost as bad as mine.
Eh, I would still take her home to my Russian-Jewish mother to see if she approves.
Apparently, the Ukraine is not that weak after all.
In related news, Amy Winhouse just queefed in B flat.