Matt Damon’s mom is a school teacher, therefore Matt Damon loves, appreciates and respects school teachers. That’s why he flew from Vancouver – that’s in Canada – where he is currently filming Elysium, to Washington D.C., where the Million Teacher March took place this past weekend. And it seems that not many math teachers attended, because they were a few teachers away from a million, but that doesn’t matter to us. Not when Damon was kicking ass with his cool shaved head.
After Damon addressed the crowd about the importance of teachers and his mommy told everyone she loves him, the star of Dogma took a moment to chat with a local news reporter, and he got a bit testy about his stance on kids who didn’t bring enough gum for the rest of the class. In all, it was a pretty awesome exchange.
(Via Buzzfeed)
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That reporter’s views are a little Randy.
That reporter deserves to be hate-fucked.
He is a shitty camera man. His focus should have been on the reporter’s cleavage.
I read it as kids who don’t bring enough guns for the rest of the class. Which is a problem as far as I’m concerned. If everyone isn’t armed then it’s not a fair fight. GUNS FOR ALL SCHOOL CHILDREN!
The best part is that this airhead was there for Reason TV, which is an offshoot of Reason Magazine, the glibertarian magazine that’s essentially a PR project for the Koch Brothers.
It’s nice to lecture other people about earning their keep when you work for a magazine that, according to the last set of numbers, took in $6 million in donations from Koch and company while only making $600,000 in subscription and ad revenue.
Yeah, it’s those fat-cat school teachers that are the problem here.
That Matt Damon is wicked smaht, I’d like to polish his apples if you know what I mean.
I mean I’m really into sustainable fair practice farming ya fackin queahs.
“The star of Dogma…”
We would have also accepted, “The star of Euro Trip.”
@Mo Charlo
Star of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season would be acceptable as well.
Wow, Bruce Willis must’ve gotten into the oil of olay, he’s looking much younger. Like a bald Matt Damon almost.
It’s the problem with ed policy right now–it’s just this intrinsically paternalistic view of problems that are much more complex than that. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
She’s not actually a news reporter. She works for a right wing/libertarian internet blog.
So basically Vince if his tits were bigger and he read lots of Ayn Rand.
Someone was boning up with the dictionary before that interview!!!!
Now I know what I’m doing on my next three months long vacation. Going to D.C to complain.
Damon has some balls calling a cameraman shitty considering he was the star of the Bourne movies.
not many math teachers but maybe alot of meth