FINALLY! I’d been waiting for someone to post this Jason Momoa interview from UFC 132 for weeks, WEEKS, I TELL YOU! And finally it’s online. I liked it so much because, aside from the leather bowler hat/leather-vest-over-black-wifebeater combo, which is delightful, Momoa seems drunk off his ass, and not in a pathetic, Hasselhoff way, just buzzed to the point where you can see him sort of forget he’s on camera and just ramble on like he and Goldberg are broing out at Hooters. It’s BRONAN THE BARBRONIAN! That would be a way better movie.
Aaaaaanyway, coming off his critically-acclaimed, hate-f*ck-filled performance as Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones, Momoa is set to star in the nu-metal Conan the Barbarian remake opening next week (which unfortunately was directed by the guy who did the Nightmare on Elm Street remake). But that’s not all. Apparently the studio has plans for a sequel. Wait, did I say the studio? What I meant was that Momoa has plans for a sequel. That he wrote. God, I love this dude.
CRAVE Online: Are you signed on to do another [Conan]?
Jason Momoa: I am, as long as people go out and watch [the first one], you know what I mean?
CRAVE Online: Yeah. Is there a story you’d like to do for the next movie?
Jason Momoa: I wrote it.
CRAVE Online: Did you really?
Jason Momoa: Yeah, so we’re waiting to see if they’ll accept it.
CRAVE Online: Is it original or did you adapt it from something?
Jason Momoa: It will mostly be… It’s character-adapted, because I really want to get into more of the mythical creatures, you know?
I don’t know if I’d want to watch the movie, but I would pay at LEAST twelve bucks to read that script. Especially the part about the mythical creatures.
And if Dana White’s goon squad ends up pulling the video at the top of this post, I think I can sum up the interview in two frames:
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I can honestly say that is the first time I have ever had carnal thoughts about a man in a leather bowler hat and vest combo. That is some powerful mojo to overcome a juiced up steampunk outfit.
When he says he wants to get into more of the mythical creatures I can assume he means some form of imaginative bestiality? That’s how my Facts of Life fan fiction reads, anyhow.
Do you think that’s horse leather? I bet it’s horse leather.
Good job, Lince, you may have just sold a movie ticket for this forshak heap to the Klingon Empire!
Danger already copyrighted the concept of an excited Hawaiian, sorry. And you don’t want to take him to court on it!
Bronan
BRONAN THE BARBRONIAN! Fuck, why didn’t I think of that.
Somebody needs to go back into GoT and re-subtitle all of his dialog with bro-speak.
He did seem to think that “no” means “yes.”
It’s not really surprising to me that Jason Momoa could give that interview hammered and still come off as more intelligent than Mike Goldberg.
Goldberg should have asked him what is best in life.
“To wear much eyeliner! To see plots driven before you! To hate fuck women!”
A bro who cannot slam brews and smash ass is no bro at all.
Kahl Brogo
Is that steam punk?
Things have been real tense with my girlfriend and I ever since I yelled out “Khal Drogo” as I climaxed during sex with her.
Man I thought the headline was referring to Conan O’Brein and all I could think was man his next late night appearance is going to be AWKWARD
The final match at that UFC pay-per-view should have been Jason Momoa hate-fucking at least one of the ring girls in the middle of the bloody octagon while still wearing the hat and vest combo.
/swoons