Here’s Kate Beckinsale sorta naked in Underworld 3, which is sorta a movie! Oh wait, paaardon me, this is actually Underworld 4. This one’s officially called Underworld: Awakenings, and you can watch the trailer below. It’s a follow up to 2009′s Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, which I didn’t see, but which starred this guy, who seems cool. Like all previous Underworlds, this one was directed by Len Wiseman and stars his super-hot wife, Kate Beckinsale. It’s about vampires or something. Not to be confused with Resident Evil, which also has three sequels, all directed by Paul WS Anderson, and starring his hot wife, Milla Jovovich. Those are about zombies or something. Therefore I ask: Can’t we just combine Len Wiseman and Paul WS Anderson into one person? That seems like it’d be easier for everyone. Well, except maybe Kate Beckinsale and Milla Jovovich. BUT THINK OF THE SEXY TIMES!
Slight update: Okay, so Len Wiseman didn’t direct this one. I stand by all other statements.
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If we are able to combine them into one person I’m calling dibs right now on the leftover hot wife. I’m not saying it matters which one I get but Milla Jovovich is 1/2 an A cup away from being a 14 year old boy.
So yeah, I’m taking Milla.
Silly Vince no one man can tame the raw sexiness of a Milla and Kate threeway, except maybe Bruce Greenwood, but he’s beyond all physical pleasures now
The impression I get is that bang her or not, you’re getting blue balls.
She’s naked sorta? What a coincidence, so am I. I wish they’d stop knocking on my office door.
Underworld 4, eh? So that means I need at least four concussions to enjoy this movie.
I’ve got into serious arguments with people about how terrible the Underworld movies are. Like like tempers flared and shit. These movies have exactly one overt appeal to them and people act like they are classic action cinema.
Underworld: 4wakenings?
I don’t want to question you Vince as you usually know far better than me. Plus what you wrote yesterday about tent-poles was very insightful. (and the anything with tent-pole in it makes me hot and bothered). But I’m pretty sure this one isn’t directed by Len Wiseman. Which I thought could be bad, because I tend to think he’s good at action, but good because maybe she will get naked.
I don’t care who directs it. KB in tight leather means I’ll be masturbating in the theater either way.
*pushes up dark rim glasses, tightens scarf*
Len Wiseman didn’t direct the third one either. He was too busy seeing who would win between a semi-truck and a harrier jet.
This is the risk you run when you hold yourself accountable for the things you say…
Neither Wiseman or Kate were involved with the 3rd movie.
…why I had to post this, I don’t know.
Tywin Lannister!!