Remember Jim Carrey’s creepy (or funny, depending your perspective) video love letter to Emma Stone from this morning? Well last night on the Frotcast, Brendan suggested that the video would’ve been a lot funnier if he’d delivered it from his ass, like in Ace Ventura (to be fair, everything is funnier that way). Well now, thanks to the magic of the internet and Frotcast listener Jeremy, we know what that would look like. Watch, share, and enjoy.
Great job, internet. You make me so damn proud sometimes.




If more people delivered their rambling web-cam sessions this way, I might actually give a shit about vlogs.
Also, well done on the fart noises. That’s playing to your audience!
Emma Stone doesn’t seem like the type of girl who would date assholes.
He was excellent in Gatsby. “So we beat on, butts against the current, borne back ceaselessy into the ass.”
I personally think this was a misguided reference to that dude from Lost and The Green Mile who married that “16-year-old”. Carrey makes a point of mentioning his own age and that it is wholly inappropriate and those two are even older/younger. Or “younger”. Like most things he does, Carrey seems to think his joke is funnier and more clever than it is.
Scarfield is going to have to step his game up to keep Emma around now.
It’s the fart noises that really make it.