Yaaaayayaaaayaaaaay! Patton Oswalt made another 5-Second Film! If posting Patton Oswalt 5-second films is wrong, I don’t want to be right. And if you don’t like Patton Oswalt… I’m afraid I will have to fight you. The duel invitation has been extended. Banana hammocks at dawn?
Thanks, 5-SecondFilms on Vimeo
I don’t think this one’s quite as good as Crabwalkin, but I would like to see the Patton Wizard do battle with the evil Eden Wood (Cutie Patootie) gif I made:
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I call the wetspot after sex a “5 second film.” :(
This still doesn’t make me give a shit about shark week.
I think it’s cool his parents named him after Mike Patton.
FRY, YOU FOOLS!
I’d show that chick 5 seconds she’d never forget, if you catch my meaning… I-I’d prematurely ejaculate and then spend the next 20 minutes crying while rolled up in the fetal position… is what I meant.
Classic Chode.
What if Nick Ring fought Dennis Hallman in an octagon coated in Astroglide?