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This week on the Frotcast, we brought on Brook Wilensky-Lanford, author of Paradise Lust: Searching for the Garden of Eden, a book about various peoples’ search for the real-life site of the biblical Garden of Eden. Aside from being an interesting subject (which got reviews in the NY Times, WSJ, and the SF Chronicle, among other places), it was fun for us to scoop NPR, where Brook’s being interviewed today (SUCK IT, ROBERT SIEGEL, YOU PUNK BITCH!). Anyway, fun talk. That starts at the 30-minute mark. In more standard Frotcasting news, we also talk Rise of the Planet of the Apes and bring on Burnsy for Burnsy’s Corner, in which he introduces us to Hulk Hogan’s plea for calm in the London riots, and more “awesome” songs. Enjoy.
Episode notes:
- 6:00 We talk the 30 Minutes or Less controversy, and why it’s insulting to hear them pretend it’s not based on a true story.
- 19:00 Ben saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which he liked less than I did.
- 30:00 Brook joins us to talk Paradise Lust. Yes, it’s a less dick-joke-filled discussions than you’re probably used to, but pretty interesting.
- 37:00 Brook tells us about a guy who thinks the Earth is hollow, and the Garden of Eden is somewhere underneath the North Pole, and there’s a monorail under there and all sorts of cool sh*t.
- 46:00 We hear about the Creation Museum in Kentucky, which sounds like Jurassic Park with bible stuff.
- One Hour: We bloop in Mayor Burnsy for Burnsy’s Corner.
VIDEO EXTRA! Blame Burnsy for introducing us to this:
The singularity is near.

I haven’t had a chance to listen to the Frotcast yet, so pardon me if I repeat anything already discussed.
Literally one of the first things you see when you walk into the Creation Museum (after paying something like $20 for a ticket) is an animatronic dinosaur standing beside an animatronic small child. It only gets better from there.
My Paradise Lust is the Garden of Eden Wood.
Cutie Patootie, indeed!
Two things:
1. Going a little highbrow on us this week, Frotcasteers? The Klingon Empire approves.
2. Taco, consider yourself nominated.
So Brook said Iraq, right?
Also, they forgot about the minor league hockey team in Independence, MO. Happening town.
My first Nom! Thanks Fek. Nom nom nom.
Eden is 6 going on 30 year old burn-out.
So Rise of the Planet of the Apes is Oakland invading San Francisco?
Brook was thoroughly enjoyable. More guests from the Circle of Ascots!
Wearin’ hoodies, tippin’ lorries,
Summertime, summertime,
Stompin’ bobbies, torchin’ chippies
Summertime, summertime…
With a name like Wilensky-Lanford, she must have been BORN in a fucking ascot.
If I was rich I’d totally finance those lunatics in their trip to the north pole. I’d go along for the LOLZ.
Nice video. Glad to see Vince’s dad is keeping busy.
Best Frotcast in awhile *claps boner on table*, Brendan sounds refreshed. When those lunatics get their money, I want to be in the room with them and the Icebreaker Captain when they explain their plan:
Lunatic “So we’re planning on sailing this ship into the North Pole.”
Capt “Okay”
Lunatic “We’re hoping to find a giant hole into the Earth and basically have the ship fall down into it.”
Capt “uhhhhh…”
Lunatic “oh, don’t worry, a monorail will take you and the crew back up when we’re all done.”
“Break that news like Eden’s hymen!” Really? I think my “Creepy Motherfucker” crown is now in question. In honor of this momentous occasion:
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I like the pure farts-and-silly-voices frotcasts, but I also really enjoyed this one. Working in one of the fields that tend to attract these crackpots can diminish your patience somewhat; mention Atlantis around me and I may laugh or nut you or both. Hollow-Earthers never fail to amuse, though. That’s where we get mammoths from, of course: They fall over (under?) the edge from inside Earth and get frozen. Should have stayed on the monorail, I suppose. But I digress… Nice one, frotbags.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Armond White DID review ROTPOTA. [www.nypress.com]
Unfortunately there is not a single word spent on the possible racial metaphors. I am a sad monkey now. :(