This trailer for Ghost Rider 2: Voodoo Glow Skull came out a couple days ago and somehow slipped by. But fear not, for that shall be REMEDIED IMMEDIATELY! Now, I know, the idea of making a second Ghost Rider film would be considered nearly universally idiotic by anyone not directly involved in the production, but teaming directors Neveldine and Taylor (the apples of Armond White’s eye) with Nic Cage is an idea so batsh*t it just might work. At the very least, it’s a train wreck I’d like to witness. And besides, it’s called Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. Get it? He’s a spirit, and he’s out for vengeance! It works on so many levels!
Did, uh… that end with Ghost Rider shooting dick flames?
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TAGS: DICK FLAMES, GHOST RIDER 2, IDRIS ELBA, NEVELDINE-TAYLOR, NIC CAGE, TRAILERS, UNNECESSARY SEQUELS
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IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!
IT PEES WHEN I BURNSY!
And that, boys and girls, is what happens when you fuck Paris Hilton.
Ghost Rider 2: Shitting Pity
Ghost Rider 2: Burning Yearning
Ghost Rider 2: Smokeless Fire
Ghost Rider 2: We Directed This
Ghost Rider 2: Renewable Energy Source
Ghost Rider 2: Ass, Cash, or Grass
Ghost Rider 2: Yer Doing It Wrong
IT PEES WHEN I ME!
Fire crotch
Ryan Gosling’s flaming demon spirit can’t pee fire if anyone’s watching.
Say what you will about the Ghost Rider films, but given the level of talent involved and the depth of the already established back story, I’m sure that it will be a wonderful cinematic clusterfuck for argh-tarded shit eaters.
HOW’D IT GET BURNED!!!!??? OH, RIGHT I FUCKING PISSED ON IT!!! A! B! C! D! E! F! G!!
NOT THE PEE!!! NOT THE PEE!!! AAAARARAAARARRAACHCHGHGCGHAGHRAHCHG!!!!! MY EYES! OH GOD IT’S IN MY EYES!!!
That whole trailer was one giant OOH-WAH-UH-AH-UH
Ghost Rider 2: Same Shit, Different Shovel.
I had a hell of a time watching that trailer.
If it was anyone but the rage cage I wouldn’t see that. The first one was filmed in my home city, we went to see Nic but he was too busy kissing babies. Apparently he can do that for hours some days.
Ghost Rider 2: Flaming Boogaloo
…is the title of the gay porn parody.
Holy flaming Nic Cage Skulls, Batman! This trailer sucks!