The back story on this is that the white cat is a total nerd. You’re stewed, butt wad! |Reddit|

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The 15 Most Absurd Lyrics from Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter IV |Smoking Section|

This Week in Movie Posters: Sean Astin Is Doin Great |Film Drunk|

Costco Sells 14 Pounds of Guy Fieri’s Meet |Warming Glow|

That $25 Computer Can Run Quake III |Gamma Squad|

Iron Maiden Frontman Flying People Stranded by Irene Out of NYC |UPROXX|

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The Terrific Adventures of White Sammy Sosa |With Leather|

Julianne Hough’s leaked pictures are as boring as a slender, young blonde in a bikini could be. |TheSuperficial|

Nancy Grace will be on Dancing with the Stars, though I’d rather see her dance with cars. |Videogum|

Man uses human slingshot to shoot himself into a lake. |TheDailyWhat|

Candace Marie uses soap to create a mostly see-through bikini. |GorillaMask|

The personal items six famous dictators left behind. |MentalFloss|

5 types of weirdos you meet at burning man. |HolyTaco|

Tips for surviving the great porn shutdown of 2011. |ScreenJunkies|

The 12 Most Annoying Types of College Students |Buzzfeed|

Great Bands That Overcame Crappy Debut Albums |FARK|

Hey! It’ that Woman from that Show! You Know the One. Her. Yeah! Her! |Pajiba|

Meet the Girl Who Only Cosplays Zelda Characters |Pajiba|

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