Yesterday saw the release of two new international trailers for Adam Sandler’s Jack & Jill, and not too long before that brought the trailer for Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star. I think we’re already all too aware of what Jack & Jill looks like, and expected as much from a movie about Sandler playing his own obnoxious twin sister (RATED ARG FOR PIRATES F*CK YOU!). But having been a long-time Nick Swardson fan, I’d held out hope that Bucky Larson would finally be the film where he got to do more than be the least-terrible part of a Happy Madison film. Sadly, it looks… well, like every other Happy Madison movie (with Sandler listed as co-writer). I hate to judge a book by its cover, but there’s no way in 2011 a movie can be good when the lead character is in Mexican sitcom make-up (he looks like the Mexican television scenes in Arrested Development — all he’s missing is the freckles and lollipop). The only question now is: which of these looks more terrible? Let’s compare!
Bucky Larson
No Name Director: Tom Brady
Previously of… The Comebacks, The Hot Chick
Supporting cast: that creepy old chick, Stephen Dorff, Christina Ricci
Allen Covert‘s Kooky Supporting Role: Porn Store Clerk with Giant Perm
Celebrity Cameo: Don Johnson as Miles Deep, Jimmy Fallon as himself
Crappy Sight Gag: Nick Swardson takes a bug to the teeth
Overused Trailer Song: “Nothing But Mammals”, Bloodhound Gang
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Jack And Jill
No Name Director: Dennis Dugan
Previously of… Just Go With It, Grown Ups, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Supporting Cast: Katie Holmes, Tim Meadows, Nick Swardson
Celebrity Cameo: Al Pacino as himself, Shaq
Allen Covert’s Kooky Supporting Role: Homeless Guy at Dinner
Crappy Sight Gag: Adam Sandler in drag is too fat for a pony
Overused Trailer Song: “You Bring Me Down”, ELO
How say you? Which of this will sh*t in your eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, and which just your eyes and mouth? Too early to tell? Place your bets now!
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My money’s on Bucky Larson to be worse. While there is the very real possibility that it may feature a couple seconds of bare tits, the fact that Pacino good at any point say “HOO-WAH!” seals the win.
That being said, they both look like garbage
TRICK QUESTION!
*throws dirty diaper at the screen, jumps out the window*
*Could, rather. Though I think I’ll start saying “Pacino good!” whenever he’s brought up in conversations now. Thanks, typo!
That looks like the most embarrassing non-waterslide related picture Tom Brady’s ever been associated with.
I don’t think that Bucky has a little wiener. I mean, it went over his wrist!
There’s only one way for Nick Swardson to escape Adam Sandler’s black hole of suck: “Terry: The Movie.”
Have to paraphrase my favorite review ever– I’d rather watch the Goebbels film of the Valkyrie conspirators being executed than either of these.
Nick Swardson should’ve just gone full Mickey-Rooney-in-Breakfast-At-Tiffany’s Asian stereotype. At least then he’d only be offending one ethnic group instead of all of humanity.
P.S. I like Nick Swardson too, he deserves better
The fuck? It’s Friday, why are you trying to depress me, Tinky?
Hey, they could have gotten a real Jap for that role in BaT, but given when it was made, when the director said he wanted the part to be “more campy” they seemed a little sensitive to that.
Re-do, for the win.
Needs more Paul Rudd genius shrugs.
I’ll go with the Sandler movie in the off chance that he wears his funny little Jew hat.
Jack and Jill looks ridiculously bad. Holy crap, so bad…
I’ll go with Sandler just because he once sang a song about shoving a shampoo bottle up his ass.
Swardson is doing his best to disprove the theory that getting fatter makes you funnier
I want it explained why Adam Sandler has an Indian son with a dildo gauzed to his forehead. Other than that, call me when the new Footloose is out.
I’d watch Nick Swardson in a Gay Robot porn.
Adam Sandler will make you famous, but sabotage you so that he always looks good compared to you.
Why must I choose between to adam sandler covered piles of poopy
Alternate question: What hole would you rather be raped in, mouth or butt?
What’s even worse is that Mike O’Connell finally gets some work, and it’s as one of Bucky’s friends. For reference:
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Swarsdon’s comedic power will rise above any atrocity. The small penis jokes will buoy him to insane stardom levels. I will be first in line for his torrent.
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I apologize in advance because I have to do this: The Bloodhound Gang song is actually called “The Bad Touch”.. I know because I love them so goddamn much.
Also, after Grandma’s Boy, Nick Swardson is getting my $12.00.. that movie is a classic. Plus, his stand-up specials are awesome.
Is this Adam Sandler’s punishment for past anti-semitism or is he just a general misanthrope?
JOE DIRT is funny.
Fuck you all.
Both films look god awful but I have to say Sandler playing twin roles has to be worse.
If you guys like Nick Swardson, then you must’ve seen him in some different movies, because he was terrible in all the ones I saw. Always playing that same, worn-out gay stereotype.
Adam Sandler’s worst movie? Tougher than a fucking MIT question!
Vince, did you confuse an ELO’s “Don’t Bring Me Down” with Leona Lewis? I will fight you.
I did. I probably should’ve done more than just Google the lyrics. apologies.
Sandler makes me laugh so screw all you cynics!