Drive still isn’t out for another few weeks, but Huggalos (that’s fans of Ryan Gosling) rejoice, because today we’ve got video of him breaking up a street fight in New York. Two guys in a crosswalk on St. Marks Place in Manhattan were about to fight, with one guy about to smash the other with a canvas “because [one] had paintings, and [the other] must’ve took one without paying”, according to the narrator. That’s when that adorable drink of melted pancake butter Baby Goose shows up out of nowhere like the cuddly Batman and defuses the situation with the power of half a hug. That’s all he needed. TRUE STORY: A full hug from Ryan Gosling could cure cancer. “Don’t be angry, girl, I think your paintings are super neat.”
“Hey, girl. The constitution gave me the right to bare arms, but the hugs we share are between us.”
“It’s okay to be mad, girl. When I’m upset, I just count to ten and rub Patches’ tummy.”
“Ignore the car horns, girl, we’re having a moment.”
“Hey girl, it’s time to put the ‘art’ in heart.”
“Hey girl, I made you a turkey by tracing my hand.”
“Hey girl, the only thing hitting the canvas should be your creativity.”
“If everyone’s friends now I say we go out for smores.”
[TheoJones via Buzzfeed - thanks to Burnsy for a few one-liners]
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Kevin Smith and Brett Ratner once got into a knife fight over a jar of pancake butter. Ratner won when Smith had some shit to take care of and what not.
Well, we’ll know who to blame for bringing highwaters back in style.
Hey boys! No violence with paintings, what would Bob Ross think?
Hey boys! Nothing has happened here that can’t be settled with a smile and a hand shake.
Hey girl, I’m walkin’ heah! But it’s okay because we all have the right of way
As fans of art, none of those involved in the fight know who Ryan Gosling is.
That street fight makes the ones in Westside Story look dangerous.
Hey girl, that’s not Matisse – it’s Our Tisse.
I respect Baby Goose’s endeavo(u)rs and all, but if he keeps that shit up his ass is going to end up as an improvised butcher’s block.
Hey girl, leave the street fighting to Ryu.
Worst flash mob ever.
You think this is awesome, Baby Goose once diverted a tornado with a stern look.
Right after this Baby Goose offered to help the both of them with their taxes.
Baby Goose stepped in at the right of time, someone could’ve seriously gotten slapped with a keffiyeh scarf
I’m a little surprised the fellow in the white sox and mandals didn’t do more to break this fight up.
Hey girl, Oscar Wilde said a work of art is the unique result of unique temprament, while Lucius Annaeus Seneca said that all art is but an immitation of nature, but Stephen Sondheim said art is an attempt to bring order out of chaos. I’m not sure who’s right, but I need to fill in #8 on the canvas with more rouge for your pretty cheeks.
“Hey boyz, get the fuck offa’da street ‘fore I smack the fuckin’ taste outta yer mouths!” -Bryan Duckling
Hey guys, art may be subjective but hugging is effective.
Hey boys, I don’t know who took who’s painting but I want you to picture this: World peace.
Hey boys, I want you to imagine this tank-top as more of a thank-top. Ha ha, you’re both welcome!
“Hey Girl, I hope you looked both ways before getting into this street fight”
“Hey Girl, don’t cry over my dropped groceries. I always put the eggs on top”
“Hey Girl, why don’t we break this fight up. It’s not nice to cause traffic.”
Right after this, Baby Goose booked a flight to Tripoli.
And that day, Baby Goose added two new friends to his Facebook.
Baby Goose’s ring tone is “Why Can’t We Be Friends.”
Hey girl, no need to raise your voice like that when you see me. I’m right here. For you.
Hey girl, everybody should be comfortable with themselves and do what makes them feel right but why the f*ck is that one guy wearing socks and sandals with jeans?
I suspect James Franco had something to do with this.
Baby Goose sort of looks like he’s on his way to a costume party, and his costume is C-Tates. Just turn that cap backwards, et voila!
Hey girl, just cuz I’m dressed like a cabin boy doesn’t make me less of a sensitive man.
Hey girl, I might not be the hero St. Marks needs right now, but I’m the one it deserves.
Don’t worry girl, they were only fighting about who could be the most truthful.
Hey girl, it took me three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
If you were a canvas I would fingerpaint all over you, girl.
I like to imagine a ryan gosling being parodied in porn: “Don’t worry girl, if you like portraits, I can paint your face.” In his Porno debut, Baby Moose (see what I did there?) stars in… the Throatbook!!
Worst flash mob ever.I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Lindasunny2002 on–a’ge’l'es’s'da’te.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
One day there will be world peace. It will coincide with the release of a movie where Baby Goose walks around conflict mediating Craigslist casual encounters gone awry. The movie will be called Serious JO Bros. B/c the biggest conflict with casual encounters is JO Bros not being serious.
RG dresses like a dork IRL so you aren’t uncomfortably intimidated.