I found this mesmerizing. Thanks to Andrew for sending it.
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I hope that’s a chick b/c it would neatly explain two things:
1. Why she can’t ride a bike down a simple f*cking hill and into a jump that I would’ve owned like a boss when I was 9.
2. Why I keep thinking “Nice ass” when the GIF freezes as she loses her shit and hits the jump on her side.
@Erswi, that’s a chick, I’ve seen the video. It was taken at an extreme sporting event for the mentally handicapped known as the Fragile X Games.
I believe that is referred to as “going ass over teakettle”.
…and unless that lake got real deep real quick it wasn’t going to end well anyway.
I was much more excited when I thought that link was, “5 Classic Films That Feature Labia”
January Jones isn’t maternal enough to play Casey Anthony. Also, I’m pretty sure entering her vagina has the same effect as opening the Ark of the Covenant. Also, she’s a shitty actress. Long story short, fuck that chick.