Look, I get it. It’s Friday afternoon. You want to be entertained, but nothing too mentally taxing. Well, I’ve got just the video. It’s a 30-second animation about a British gentleman with a tiny chainsaw. Actually, 30 seconds is a bit misleading. I mean, that’s how long the video is, but I was laughing for way longer. If you don’t like this, we probably can’t be friends.
[via RatherGoodStuff, thanks to the world's tallest Jew for the tip]
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I like the part where he turns it on and then can’t turn it back off.
Tiny Chainsaw was my midget wrestling name.
Or wait. No, that was the nickname for my penis. Sorry.
Promo for Season 3 of Ax Men?
When I was 11, that’s exactly what I thought could happened when a girl had her first period.
Wonderful news!
VINCE AND I CAN PROBABLY BE FRIENDS NOW.
And as far as my experience went, Mr. Crapbasket sir, you weren’t terribly far off.
Vagina blood! Woo! Happy weekend, fruitcakes!
I could’ve commented yesterday but after watching this, I’ll just say more than once, I was too busy running around the house singing this song. Oh, and Vince, my husband told me to be sure and thank you! Wasn’t that nice of him?!?!
If you don’t like this, we probably can’t be friends.
No, Vince. I keep telling you, we can’t be friends because you’re part-Italian and you have a Jew fro.
then i shall not look for your friendship any time soon, Dingus, as i also fit that criteria-except i think my boobs might be bigger than Vince’s and that usually cancels out any other negatives…
The video was great and all, but the link credit line of “thanks to world’s tallest Jew for the tip” killed me
I don’t care if you’re part Italian and have a Jewfro. I can’t be your friend because you wear plaid shirts.
“except i think my boobs might be bigger than Vince’s” I REALLY hope so, but as any skeptic would feel, WE NEED PROOF!
*copy and pastes “30 seconds of awesome” into Match.com profile, gives self mirror pep talk*
The real question is not whether your boobs are bigger than Vince’s boobs. The real question is are your boobs bigger than Vince’s thumbs?
erswi and moose2000-as a matter of fact, i submitted a new profile pic on saturday that would help get my point across but it has apparently been ‘submitted for review’, whatever that means! bet if i tried my wet t-shirt pic, it would be up in no time!!! oh and just for the record, bigger than Vince’s hand!!!!