Hey ladies, have you ever found yourself shopping for a new dress for a special occasion, but you’ve tried everything and just can’t find that “I want people to stare at me and then scream” look? Well worry no more, because the fine people at Black Milk Clothing have you covered with their fantastic Steve Buscemi dress.
But if Steve’s not your thing, Black Milk has plenty more to fit your movie fashion desires, including dresses based on The Shining, The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues, Lord of the Rings, a Beetlejuice bodysuit, and even Matrix leggings.
You can check out their styles after the jump, but they have even more over at their web site, including some awesome patriotic swimsuits. Basically, I’m giving you more reasons to go ogle the model some more. While $100 might seem a little expensive for Buscemi’s face clinging to your lady parts, winning a man's heart by wearing someone's creepy face over your body is priceless.
(Hat tip to Buzzfeed)
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I loved the dress so much that I’m giving one away to a lucky lady. Women in dresses are awesome. Women in Steve Buscemi dresses? Priceless!
Yeah, that’s just what I need. One more pair of men’s eyeballs on my rack.
Honestly, I’m disappointed that the eyes aren’t at nipple level. If you’re going for creepy, REALLY go for it.
I’m more freaked out by blonde Asians.
That dress would look great with a pair of Quentin Tarantino thigh-highs.
But that being said, I still wouldn’t mind seeing Steve Buscemi’s face crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
That turkey neck has never looked better.
There should be The Shining panties to cover your axe wound.
If the eyeballs are supposed to cover your nipples, I’m gonna need a Forest Whitaker dress :(
“Get Steve Buscemi’s face all over yo bodaaay”
Isn’t that called, psoriasis?
Black milk has Kool-Aid in it.
The one ring to rule them all dress, disappointingly inaccurate. I can send them a picture.
I always thought blond Asians were called “Slavs”?
Fucking geographically accurate racial stereotyping, how does it work?
I’ll take the Ryan Dunn PJ’s to wear when it’s time to crash after a night of heavy drinking.
I want to bury my face in her Mr Pink.
Why buy the dress when you can have real Buscemi face on you for $35 OBO.
As far as placing key components around body regions of the clothing, did you see the Jaws/Little Mermaid mashup swimsuit they had? Can you say vagina dentata?
Also, the same model is wearing a Koi(skin) swimsuit, without sleeves or anything. She needs to place a call to the Koi Man to find out when that thing will be ready to sell as a unitard.
I can’t compete with the axe wound comment – genius. but…
Can I get some commemorative Columbo boxer briefs to wear over my one-eyed dick?
Peter Stormare later threw this woman into a woodchipper, but for his own unrelated reasons.