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When I was a kid, I expected 2011 to have flying cars, robot servants, and blow jobs as far as the eye could see. Instead we’ve got something called a debt ceiling, I get hangovers when I black out from drinking, and actresses are getting CGI nipples put on themselves to avoid nude scenes. THIS FUTURE SUCKS! I’M GOING TO FIND STEVEN HAWKING AND SHOVE HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

Olivia Wilde, beautiful actress, has a nude scene in the upcoming movie The Change-Up. Which is funny because she wasn’t actually naked in the scene—she wore pasties to cover up her bitties [THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! -Ed]. Turns out, they CGI’d her nipples in post-production.
The former OC grad preserved her modesty in a scene with Ryan Reynolds using pasties but after filming wrapped, producers noticed that Wilde’s pasties were clearly visible and that “they had no choice but to use computer-generated imagery to make the sex scene seem as real as possible.” Wilde says:
“I wasn’t actually naked but now appear to be naked because… in that scene Ryan Reynolds is supposed to be covering them (with his body) and he moved and so the pasties were in the movie and so they had to paint in nipples using CGI. And I got to approve the nipples! They sent me an email saying, ‘Please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original.’ I don’t know what he (producer) was using as source material… but I think it’s pretty close.” [JimmyKimmel via Gizmodo]

Well at least it was used to correct a mistake and not as part of some diabolical nip-cap trend. WE DEMAND 100% ORGANIC LADYNIPS! It’s also important to note that Olivia Wilde has appeared nude onscreen before (in Alpha Dog – NSFW link), so it’s not like she’s some kind of a prude. Which is good, because as I try to tell kids all the time, a prude is the worst thing a person can be, even worse than a hypocrite or a litterbug. Come on, baby, lighten up.