(Click for the animated version. I put it on a separate page so it wouldn’t crash your browser.)
If you happened to be watching the women’s soccer World Cup final match between the US and Japan yesterday (a long shot, I realize…), you may have noticed this kid’s awesome celebration after Alex Morgan’s goal in the 65th minute put the US up 1-0. I think he was probably inspired by Brandi Chastain’s famous shirt-removal celebration after scoring the winning goal in the 1999 World Cup, but for the sake of movie-relatedness, let’s call it a Truffle Shuffle. In either case, it was awesome, and I would gladly buy this kid a beer. Wait, that came out wrong. Seriously though, he busted this out with ZERO HESITATION! He had his chubby little titties out a second and a half after the ball hit the net at the MOST. His comedic instincts are uncanny! You can’t teach that. If he’s not the most popular kid in school by tomorrow, he should change schools because his is clearly incapable of appreciating greatness.
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I do that every time I get to touch a beewb.
If you happened to be watching the women’s soccer World Cup final match between the US and Japan yesterday
No.
Has anyone ever suggested they play in bikini bottoms, like beach volleyball?
Of course. Not just anyone, either.
There’s also an underwear models’ world cup, of course.
Aw, he’s like the mini version of those fat, drunk NFL fans who think that body paint is an acceptable shirt.
A fat kid acting a fool and overselling a minor accomplishment? USA! USA! USA!
Ixnay on the olleyvay allbay. Hope Solo is Chewbacca down below.
Hope Solo is also how this kid will describe his sex life through high school.
Guh! Vinky, next please, I am so done with anything Women’s World Cup.
Two Girls Teams one Wold Cup
Nothing wrong with a little Chewbacca action once in a while. I like to pretend I’m a noble knight, travelling through a dark, forbidding forest on a quest to find a magical treasure.
Megan Rapinoe is as smooth as a billiard ball.
(in her fluidity over the ball and in attack, you sick fucks)
Hope Solo makes me harder than carbonite in a Hothian ice storm.
If he’d painting, “Remember Pearl Harbor” on his stomach, I would have done his homework for him for the rest of his school days.
That kid is gay. Trust me on this.
Is it just me or is Alex Morgan just you with long hair?
That dude on the right side of the fat kid looks like he’s slowly reaching down to pleasure himself. I don’t blame him. I started sporting a rubbery one when I saw the kid lift his shirt too.