
Academy Award-nominated producer Mike Medavoy and Academy Award-nominated writer Jose Rivera are teaming up to create what they expect to be an Academy Award-nominated film about the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped in the San Jose mine last year for 69 days. Stop laughing, children.
Medavoy was joined by some of the miners, all represented by WME if you were wondering, and their families to make the announcement.
“Like millions of people around the world, I was completely engrossed watching the rescue at Copiapó. At its heart, this is a story about the triumph of the human spirit and a testament to the courage and perseverance of the Chilean people. I can’t think of a better story than this one to bring to the screen,” said Medavoy. (Via Coming Soon)
Added Medavoy with a fist pump, “CHA-CHING!”
“One year after the collapse of the mine, we consider this to be a great step towards the realization of a film based on our experience in the mine. This is the only official and authorized film about what we lived in the San José mine. Much of our story has never been told,” said miner Juan Andrés Illanes.
Of course Illanes is referring to the unofficial version, This Ain’t The Chilean Miners: A XXX Parody.
In case you forgot, the 33 miners were a half mile underground in a dangerous copper mine when they experienced a cave in and were trapped. For nearly 10 weeks, the family members of the miners feared that they lost their loved ones. Of course they didn’t, because everyone survived. Hell, one guy ran a marathon after. I guess the major suspense will be based around which miner took the first dump. Because you know it was all downhill from there.



It’ll be like The Descent but boring and with more churros.
Where does the American with the labrador come in?
The other unauthorized film: The Kevin James vehicle “Buried Alive in Chili.”
A movie about miners?
I can dig it.
miner? I barely know her!
they could really kill 2 birds with 1 stone if they take this route with the Chilean Miners and the crappy snow white movie from a couple of posts back: [youtu.be]
“Ok guys this is now the bathroom corner.”
“Wait…. crap… ok this corner is too.”
In my experience, Chili normally bursts explosively from the hole it is trapped in.
These here are some Chilean minors, Andes here are some Chilean señors.
They might well be but I believe that is the box cover for Fourteen Hungry Holes to Fill.
I thought people would’ve forgotten about these guys by now. America has moved on to greener pastures… Amy Winehouse, and Norwegian terrorists. Fuck, it’s probably too late for a Casey Anthony or DSK movie now. Filmmakers need to start divining the future, or some shit, because our ADD-attention spans only move forward, not backward.
Can’t do a XXX parody. How’s the pizza man and/or plumber going to get down there?
btw, is there a Comments of the Week thread? Cuz I’m kinda liking “Paul Blart buried alive in chili”
Hey, don’t make generalizations about Americans! I mean, put the blame on the 24-hour news cycle and the constant internet updates and-…
Okay, I’m bored with this. When can we talk about Comic Con again?
I’m glad Burnsy had the courage to bring us this inspirational news. Most other sarcastic movie blog websites would have buried the story.
That’s lame. I liked this story a whole lot better before, you know, when it was underground.
Wait, did someone already make that joke?
Had to go through many script touch ups, they kept burying the lede.
Alice in Chains is looking forward to their work on the soundtrack.
That entire ordeal was really just a miner problem.
btw, is there a Comments of the Week thread? Cuz I’m kinda liking “Paul Blart buried alive in chili”
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I await the hipsters complaining that they liked the miners better when they were more underground.
If its called “this is not the 33 chilean miners trapped for 69 days gay porn parody XXX” I’ll watch it