OMG OMG OMG, It’s The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer!
07.18.11 at 1:09 pm
Morton Salt
I’m such a goddam hypocrite.
My thought process a minute ago:
Goddamn it, more Hobbit Dwarf pics? Who gives a fuck. It’s a character from a movie that’s not coming out for a year or more. Oh good. Vince points that out. Even the comments seem bored with these weekly photos, although Spaz was clever with the groin joke. Fuck this, hit the banner, maybe a new post is up to comment on. OhMyFUCKINGGOD, BANE! How do I share my glee without sounding like a douche? I can’t wait til next year! Oh, wait…
07.18.11 at 1:11 pm
essequemodeia
Everyone knows unicorns have fluff in place of dander. Jesus.
07.18.11 at 1:11 pm
mfg68
So was that Bane climbing the ladder? And doing pushups?
07.18.11 at 1:14 pm
Sous Chef Gerard
Bane’s mask making all the ladies moist.
07.18.11 at 1:28 pm
swinehammer
Nerd boner rises.
07.18.11 at 1:38 pm
The Hammer
Its a good thing they put out the teaser or I would have never heard of this movie. A third man bat?!
07.18.11 at 1:47 pm
Crapbasket
Bane a gong
Shakka khan
Bane a gong
07.18.11 at 1:50 pm
Patty Boots
Yay, Christian Bale is hot again!
07.18.11 at 2:01 pm
Farthammer
I can pretty much guarantee that the final fight between Batman and Bane has some type of MMA component. Look for an unsuccessful armbar or triangle attempt, followed by some shaky-cam.
07.18.11 at 2:10 pm
Crapbasket
Why ttyBoo? Did somebody walk through his eye line again?
07.18.11 at 2:14 pm
Patty Boots
Don’t make me trash your fucking lights, Crappy.
07.18.11 at 2:15 pm
Michelle07
My ears are burning! Oh no wait, that’s just the latest batch of freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, with just a hint of unicorn dander.
07.18.11 at 2:19 pm
Michelle07
Tom is Bane, more like Time to Bone amirite ladies?
07.18.11 at 2:20 pm
Michelle07
So does he retire to a nice hog farm upstate to quietly cure maplewood bacon into his old age? He’s all “Got Ham?” to his grandkids but the little jerks never put it together. God I HATE those rotten kids.
07.18.11 at 2:27 pm
Crapbasket
Nawp!
07.18.11 at 2:53 pm
Watanabex
not one single frame dedicated to Anne Hathaway for shame!
07.18.11 at 3:58 pm
Easy Killer
I was forced to see Harry Potter on Friday night night and they didn’t show this trailer. That was the only thing I was excited about.
07.18.11 at 9:16 pm
ratmacwilliams
Did anyone notice the third character in the top hand right….if you pause in the 1:24 mark? He looks like a sniper or like he’s taking a picture? I think it will be Gordon Joesph Levitt’s character… Any other ideas?
07.19.11 at 10:01 am
davidnowacki
Looks like Nolan had some crumbling building CGI left over from Inception.
07.20.11 at 1:51 am
lydiamwr
My ears are burning! Oh no wait, that’s just the latest batch of freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, with just a hint of unicorn dander.I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
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I’m such a goddam hypocrite.
My thought process a minute ago:
Goddamn it, more Hobbit Dwarf pics? Who gives a fuck. It’s a character from a movie that’s not coming out for a year or more. Oh good. Vince points that out. Even the comments seem bored with these weekly photos, although Spaz was clever with the groin joke. Fuck this, hit the banner, maybe a new post is up to comment on. OhMyFUCKINGGOD, BANE! How do I share my glee without sounding like a douche? I can’t wait til next year! Oh, wait…
Everyone knows unicorns have fluff in place of dander. Jesus.
So was that Bane climbing the ladder? And doing pushups?
Bane’s mask making all the ladies moist.
Nerd boner rises.
Its a good thing they put out the teaser or I would have never heard of this movie. A third man bat?!
Bane a gong
Shakka khan
Bane a gong
Yay, Christian Bale is hot again!
I can pretty much guarantee that the final fight between Batman and Bane has some type of MMA component. Look for an unsuccessful armbar or triangle attempt, followed by some shaky-cam.
Why ttyBoo? Did somebody walk through his eye line again?
Don’t make me trash your fucking lights, Crappy.
My ears are burning! Oh no wait, that’s just the latest batch of freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, with just a hint of unicorn dander.
Tom is Bane, more like Time to Bone amirite ladies?
So does he retire to a nice hog farm upstate to quietly cure maplewood bacon into his old age? He’s all “Got Ham?” to his grandkids but the little jerks never put it together. God I HATE those rotten kids.
Nawp!
not one single frame dedicated to Anne Hathaway for shame!
I was forced to see Harry Potter on Friday night night and they didn’t show this trailer. That was the only thing I was excited about.
Did anyone notice the third character in the top hand right….if you pause in the 1:24 mark? He looks like a sniper or like he’s taking a picture? I think it will be Gordon Joesph Levitt’s character… Any other ideas?
Looks like Nolan had some crumbling building CGI left over from Inception.
My ears are burning! Oh no wait, that’s just the latest batch of freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, with just a hint of unicorn dander.I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!