Early this morning, I was awoken by three consecutive wall thumps coming from my crawl space, which, as you all know, is the signal from our video editor, Oliver Noble, that he’s completed a new supercut. After I let him out, we watched it, and it was pretty good, so I rewarded him with a few minutes with his gimp mask unzipped and gave him some bactine for his welts.

This is actually our second crowd-sourced supercut, where Oliver provided the topic and you the FilmDrunk reader gave scene suggestions. The result is Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talk. In a way, it’s kind of like a cross between 40 Inspirational Movie Speeches in Two Minutes and Rich from FourFour’s Mirror Scare Supercut. So basically, we’re doing mash-ups of mash-ups now. Also, we took the liberty of blurring out Mark Wahlberg’s penis in Boogie Nights, which, to my knowledge, is cinema’s only example of a character giving his penis a pep talk in the mirror. I know it’s a prosthetic (which is what I assume every time I see an above-average sized penis now, thanks for that, Boogie Nights), but do you notice that the penis actually hangs below his fingertips? The guy’s got arms like a t-rex. He looks like he needs an assistant to adjust his own collar.


(full list of films used after the jump)

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Suburban Commando (1991)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

The Wedding Singer (1998)

Cool Runnings (1993)

Stuart Saves His Family (1995)

Better Off Dead (1985)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Troll 2 (1990)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Superbad (2007)

Boogie Nights (1997)

Raging Bull (1980)

Kick-Ass (2010)

Taxi Driver (1976)

Wise Guys (1986)

Back to the Future Part III (1990)

Face/Off (1997)

Half Baked (1998)

The Foot Fist Way (2006)

Casino Jack (2010)

Sliding Doors (1998)

Sexy Beast (2000)

25th Hour (2002)

Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

Evil Dead II (1987)

Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Black Swan (2010)

Disturbing Behavior (1998)

Conan the Destroyer (1984)