
Take it from me, asking famous actresses you’ve never met out on dates via YouTube usually doesn’t work. But that didn’t stop Marine Sergeant Scott Moore, who gave the rest of us hope when Mila Kunis agreed to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in November. I think the secret is that you have to be holding a gun.
Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, last week set up a YouTube page and posted a video [after the jump] asking the “Friends With Benefits” star to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina.
And when FOX411 asked Kunis about the invitation over the weekend, her “Benefits” co-star, Justin Timberlake, assured Moore he was going to make it happen.
“Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country,” Timberlake asked Kunis excitedly, before sending out a direct message to Moore. “I’m going to work on this, man. This needs to go down.”
After questioning her publicist if she knew about the invitation, the clearly flattered 27-year-old actress agreed.
“I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” she said, turning to Timberlake. “Are you going to come?”
“They don’t want me! They want you,” Timberlake responded. “You need to do it for your country.”
Kunis nodded.
“I’ll do it,” she confirmed. [Fox411]
QUIT BEING SO GD COOL, TIMBERLAKE! If I took one lesson from this, it’s that walking through a military base holding your rifle is a lot more impressive to the ladies than walking through their backyard holding the severed head of their pet. Who knew? Hey, Diora Baird, Fluffy says I love you (*manipulates dead cat mouth*). Seriously though, a hot, famous actress overlooking a potential date-rape threat to fulfill a wish from a combat veteran is the best recruitment commercial the Marines could ever get. Way better than that one where the black guy learns to swim.



Should’ve been you, Ufford.
Black Swan Down? Yeah, I’ll just show myself out.
Marine: Do you suck dicks?
Mila: Excuse me?
Marine: Oh, I was just quoting Full Metal Jacket. You remember that part? With the Staff Sergeant and all….
Mila: Oh….yeah. *awkward silence*
Marine: But do you?
Aaaaaw, that’s really sweet. More people in Hollywood should be like that.
that was COMPLETE bullshit. black people don’t swim.
I thought “A Buttload of Capt. America pics” was a date rape threat.(sad face)
Um, because of all the hoopla, I kinda expected his video invite to be more heartbreaking or heartwarming or sunglass-free…did I miss something?
And Marines have the greatest,
balls of them all!
Change ‘greatest’ to ‘biggest’ and that may make a tad more sense.
You know what they say about a marine and his rifle…
Charlie Sheen read this and immediately sent Mila a supercut of his action scenes in Hot Shots Part Deux.
This reads like something from Anabolic. Luckily porn ages like a toddler stricken with progeria so nobody will find that offensive.
Hey, if she had said no, he could’ve always kidnapped a Jap girl from Okinawa. You know what they say about a marine and his rifle…
This is filling me with hope that Pual L. Smith may respond to my YouTube invite for my backyard furry party.
Ha, that’d be sweet if she showed up wearing a burka.
This was the same way that Mila agreed to be in both Max Payne and The Book of Eli. Scott Moore, Greatest Pitchman In Hollywood.
In a related story, Laura Prepon spent her day preparing for Fleet Week by reserving hotel rooms and refilling her prescription for Valtrex.
We have a black lifeguard so our pool is a deathtrap.
the paradox created by having a black lifeguard calls into question the very nature of reality.
Nice try, Mila. But this is totally a “I was such a dork in High School” 2.0. Anyone else notice how perfectly timed this is with the release of Friends with Benefits?
WOW. He wasn’t even cool about it. He might as well have been sitting naked in a lawn chair with hit helmet over his junk and a dead Taliban at his feet. Then again, he’s got a date with Mila Kunis and all I have is a screen shot of her going down on Natalie Portman in Black Swan as my wallpaper. Sergeant, you are so money, and you don’t even know it. Oh wait. Yes you do. OORAH!!!
Doesn’t hurt that he’s totally cute!!