BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: There is an Apache extra in Cowboys and Aliens whose name is “Freddy Apache.” Freddy Apache, the Apache, who plays an Apache. Really, it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
[related: Our friend Evan's Tumblr, DumbNamesInMovies. My all-time favorite is "Yolanda Squatpump."]
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His baby, she’s a Chippewa, she’s a one-of-a-kind.
“No,I’m never gonna dance again, Apache Dancer got no rhythm. I’m never gonna dance again, the way I danced with Freddy.”
They can pay him with whiskey, and shiny beads but you better keep the blankets away from him, he really freaks out.
That’s nothing, Star Trek XI has crunked out intergalactic hip hop artiste and pimp “HiHao’RYa Arapaho”!
*huffs turpentine out of fifi*
The Mighty Feklahr was very disappoint when He found out this wasn’t a movie about Killy the K’id.
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*elephant stampedes through town, eats all the broccoli at an Italian vendor, Harrison Ford becomes irate!*
“There’s no fuckin’ broccoli!”
Somewhere out there Mike Blackman is banging his head on his desk after not getting cast as an extra in the next Tyler Perry movie
His given name is actually Alfred Cumstein, but he didn’t want to get typecast.
Meanwhile, Sal Cherokee looked at a snow drift of fast food wrappers on I-40, shed a tear, and ate a cannoli.
At the casino, you must have seen him, dancing near the cards
And now he’s in me, always with me, Apache dancer in my arse
Hold me closer Apache dancer…
When he sees what a piece of trash this movie is going to be, he’s going to bawl his little Indian eyes out.
Instead of going to the premiere, he’ll probably just scalp his ticket
I saw this movie last night at a sneak preview in Santa Monica. Jon Favreau knocked it out of the park! I never give movies a 10, but I gave it one because it is an original movie, with an old-school style! Finally, we see Harrison Ford how he should be seen, (which was hard to do after “Indiana Jones 4,and “Hollywood Homicide.” I’m not a huge Daniel Craig fan, but he reminds me of a young Steve McQueen. I’m not gonna give any spoilers, just go see the film… you’ll be glad you did. Great supporting performances by Buck Taylor, Clancy Brown, Keith Carradine, Abigail Spencer, Raoul Trujillo, Paul Dano, Adam Beach, and Sam “The Man” Rockwell! This is the perfect movie !!! I am critical when it comes to westerns, because they are the movies I was raised on… but this movie is like a cross between “The Searchers,” “Aliens,” and “Indiana Jones.” This man knows how to tell a story and make a great film!