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This week on the Frotcast, we brought back our old friend Justin Halpern from Sh*t My Dad Says, who talks about what it’s like to have your show cancelled two days before your wedding, and then have every family member give you advice on why it didn’t last longer. We got Fake Bret Remix composer Waqas to man the soundboard remotely (LOGISTICS), we talked our weird theater stories (thanks for your stories, sorry we couldn’t get to as many as we would’ve liked), and last but not least, we brought on Uproxx utility infielder Burnsy for an installment of Burnsy’s Corner. LISTEN. SHARE. ENJOY.
Episode Notes:
- 3:40 – “Interview” with Justin starts, he talks about the show cancellation and what it’s like now working for How to Be a Gentleman, the show that replaced him in the same time slot
- 5:40 – Justin claims to have seen his show come on in an airplane, only to see passengers take off their headsets and decide they’d rather read or sleep
- 14:50 – We start our “weird things you’ve seen in theaters” stories segment with Ben. Let’s just say his story involves a Dixie cup full of butter.
- 17:00 – Brendan has a story of adolescent HJs set to Thinner.
- 20:00 – Justin tells of watching hobo take a leisurely dump during Three Ninjas.
- 30:00 – We read a few emails (there were far more good ones than we had time to read, we were far too busy interrupting each other)
- 39:17 – A microcosm of what it’s like to life in San Francisco: Brendan describes seeing a large gay man chase his runaway chihuahua as it ran into traffic (at which point, a smaller, good samaritan gay man began directing traffic).
- 44:30 – Justin tells us about his friend who went to a party at Shia LaBeouf’s house in Hollywood and ended up getting kicked out after he and Shia got into a heated argument over Transformers plot points.
- 49:00 – BURNSY’S CORNER. We bring on Burnsy to talk crazy Casey Anthony reactions, and what it was like being in Orlando for the whole circus. Cutie Patootie‘s impending pageant retirement, Moneyball, and Erin Andrews.
- 1:11:14 – We find out Burnsy has SERIOUSLY buried the lede when he tells us he has a friend who lost his virginity to Casey Anthony. That son of a bitch. I guess we have to have him on again now.
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Just knowing that I pissed Brendan off is good enough for me.
I’d been drinking for seven hours before doing this.
I typically drink for seven hours AFTER listening to the Frotcast. At 8 AM. On a workday.
Well hello there Mr. Bottle of Vodka in my bottom left-hand desk drawer!
I think a duel is in order, as no on puts Burnsy in the corner. *slaps Vince with Nintendo Power Glove*
You featured my ‘weird shit in cinemas story’, cheers! Also, the way you did my accent – spot on. That is EXACTLY how I talk. Hot, innit?
I HATE YOU BURNSY.
-Frotcast Brendan
And don’t say I begged you to have me on. I was perfectly content with my appearances on AICN’s “You Ate What?”
Wait’ll Burnsy tells you he lost his virginity to William Kennedy Smith. Gawdamm Floridians.
Wow, I’ll take the old-fashioned in the theater over cleaning up blood-red puke any day, even if I have to sit through “Thinner” for it.
P.S. — Speaking of blood-red puke, I totally forgot to mention that it was so chunky it clogged up the sink, so I had to get a cup from the snack bar and use it to scoop the puke out of the sink and flush it down the toilet.
On the plus side, I did get to see “Coyote Ugly” for free.
Casey Anthony is so fucking datable. She sleeps around, she’s ok with abortions (so i don’t have to wear a condom), and if she procrastinates on said abortion she’s willing to do what it takes to remain a walking party. I think Marcellus Wallace had a picture of her pussy stolen once.
I’ll take the old-fashioned in the theater over cleaning up blood-red puke any day, even if I have to sit through “Thinner” for it.
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