According to tumblrblogger Justin Taylor, who first posted the photo, this is Emma Watson with gay porn actor Cameron Adams, who played a version of her Harry Potter character in one of his sodomy films. (No offense to gays, I just enjoy the term “sodomy film”). They met at the MTV Movie Awards, where the crowd is always at least 50% gay porn star*. (*made-up statistic).
This is a picture of Emma Watson with gay porn star Cameron Adams, who plays Hermione Granger’s spoof character, Himmione Grainghim, in Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. When she found out this tidbit of information, she said it made her night.
Get it? It’s Hermione Granger, but with the “hers” changed to “hims.” (The extra ‘I’ stands for ‘I work in porn because I can’t spell.”) I imagine Himmione teams up with Schlong Weasely to battle the evil, tacky wizard, Vulvamort. See, I should be writing porn. They’re the only ones who appreciate the caliber of jokes I enjoy making.
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How sad that her biggest European gay fan Schlemma Cockson remains away from his muse.
In related news, Alan Rickman didn’t bat an eye when he met Severus Gape.
Whorrey Potter? Really? “Hairy Pecker” is right fuckin’ there!
hot damn shes gorgeous, and Hermione too
I was flipping through channels randomly and Showtime was playing the AVN Awards Show. I happened to catch the award for best Gay Performance. I have been cold and jumpy ever since.
Harry Pumper wants to put farts in that muggle fu-fu.
They’ve done the impossible; they’ve left Janeane Garofalo speechless.
How original, a gay porn about guys shooting things out of their wands.
10 points for
Gryffindorme!Nooooo Shop,
10 Porks for the Gryffinwhore
Since this guy pretends to be British and takes it in the arse for money, I wonder if he calls his anus the “quid ditch.”
Who am I kidding, this can’t be any more homoerotic than the original.
What a coincidence, I refer to the Transformers movies as “sodomy films”
She was much more gracious than Taylor Lautner was when he met the dog who played him in that Twilight bestiality porn.
I haven’t seen any of the Harry Potter films. Are they ripe for parody?
Emma Watson as FagHagrid, ftwtf.
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