Drunken, slurring dwarf sings ‘Cutie Patootie’ (UPDATE)

Based on the date and the number of views, there’s a fair chance some of you have already seen this video.  To those people I say, go wait in the lobby while the rest of us share this incredible discovery.  Okay, they’re gone. HOLY SH*T, YOU GUYS! DID YOU SEE THAT? I can’t. Stop. Watching. This is my new Creed Shreds. I’ve seen this six times now.  Remember in Mars Attacks, how everyone assumed the aliens were speaking a foreign language, but then they just slowed down the tape and suddenly it all made sense?  This is kind of like that. You slow it down a little bit and suddenly you realize what you’ve actually been watching.  That, and it’s a total turn on, because you think, “Whoa, I don’t even have to get this chick drunk.”

DO IT! CALL HER CUTIE! CUTIE PATOOTIE! CALL HER CUTIE PATOOTIE RIGHT THIS SECOND OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Thanks to Justin for the tip]

FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL is the time of the week I reserve for all those awesome things that might not be strictly “movie-related”, as broad as that mandate seems to be around here. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, but first, make sure they don’t suck.

UPDATE: Commenter Mister Purple posted the original video in the comments, and surprisingly, it’s just as creepy as the slowed-down version.  Everything about this makes me uncomfortable:

I couldn’t make it through that whole thing, but I made a gif out of my Photoshop:

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