Here’s the trailer for Jack and Jill, starring Adam Sandler… PLAYING BOTH SIBLINGS! WHAT GOD DID I PLEASE?!? Hoo boy, this looks about as good as Katie Holmes’ acting.
Judd Apatow casts Bridesmaid‘s Melissa McCarthy, Super 8‘s Ryan Lee in Knocked Up spinoff. Apatow’s next focuses on Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann’s characters from Knocked Up, which is great, because if you don’t like Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann you can just go suck a f*ck. I just hope Ryan Lee grows into his teeth by then. I say this because I know I was once that awkward. Take it from me, kid, it… doesn’t get better. I recommend alcohol. |HollywoodReporter|
Jonah Hill and Mark Wahlberg teaming up for buddy comedy. “Good Time Gang follows two party-happy mercenaries who decide to take on a more serious case involving a terrorist, only to find their mission complicated when they discover one of them is related to the target. The film has been described by two people familiar with it as a new spin on Lethal Weapon.” Coming off working with Channing Tatum on 21 Jump Street, Jonah Hill should be right at home with Wahlberg. C-Tates’ entire persona is based on the Marky Mark Workout Video. POW! |LATimes|
Di Bonaventura optioning reconstituted farts again. The brains behind the 
Casey Anthony’s porn offer rescinded. In what I’m sure was not at all a publicity stunt, Vivid offered acquitted child killer Casey Anthony a porn contract, only to rescind the offer a day later. Steve Hirsch told TMZ: “It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie.” That’s true, I care deeply about the personal lives of those I watch get jizzed on. “What are your SAT scores? Do you have any letters of recommendation?” I often ask my laptop while setting lotion on it. |Superficial|
After the jump: the trailer for Gus Van Sant’s Restless, starring Mia Wasikowska and Henry Hopper, a love story about scarves and cancer.
Here’s the trailer for what was once called “5nal Destination“. Gosh, don’t you just wish this franchise would just DIE ALREADY?! Get it? Die already? Whackety schmackety (*lawn mower blade through the skull*).
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After his last few movies sucking, people kept telling him “Go fuck yourself Adam!” ,which led to this movie.
“What are your SAT scores? Do you have any letters of recommendation?”
*does best Batman voice*
Do you like reading true crime books?
Di Bonaventura optioning reconstituted farts again. The brains behind the Asteroids movie and GI Joe has picked up the movie rights to the classic arcade game Space Invaders.
Lince, we could always hope you read that wrong and they are really just rebooting the “SpaceD Invaders” franchise. Guy’cha! Kevin James could have an intergalactic trough of cheeseburgers that crash lands in a mo-capped planet Earth full of children and talking babies, and then…
*BLAM!*
gay-clown-haired faggot in plaid runs off with smoking musket, his prey emotionally wounded
Her porn title I assume is – “This Ain’t Casey Anthony: Baby Killer? or Baby Maker? You Decide!”
Wow, drunkexpat tweeted in italics in His post!
what’s the term for the vast space beyond going full-retard?
oh yes, adam sandler
I never thought I’d come to hate adam sandler after discovering the ‘what the hell happened to me’ cassette tape in middle school. what the hell happened indeed, sandler. [youtu.be]
“Beautifully acted. A sweet dissertation on life and death.” – Pete Hammond
Seems a little too restrained for Mr. Hammond. Either that or Armond was ghost writing his whip. I was expecting something along the lines of, “Cancer patients won’t be the only ones literally dying to see this movie! ‘Restless’ will leave you breastless! Definitely worth the price of remission!” – Skeet Hammond
Good god, that’s a wackety schmakety don’t.
I never though I’d say this but… I think Adam Sandler’s played out.
Judd Apatow seriously has a weird thing for children with fucked up teeth.
Sorry to pull out the internet slang but I think Adam Sandler is trolling the world with his movies.
“It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie.”
Ho, ho, so far out of touch Vivid, so far outta’ touch. More anonymous whores with bolt-ons, join me in Chapter 11 won’t you?
If people are spending money to see Chyna get her man ass rammed, they’d jump at the chance see someone not only infamous but actually female looking get nailed as well.