With 11 days until the release of Captain America: The First Avenger, Paramount Pictures knows comic book aficionados are starving for sneak previews, so they released a slew of images recently. Captain America, of course, tells us the story of Steve Rogers, a runty nerd that grew tired of life stuffing him into lockers, so he let the U.S. Government BALCO his puny ass into a super soldier with the agreement that he kick some Nazi ass.
From what the images reveal, Chris Evans, playing the titular ass kicker, makes serious faces like, “Hey government lady, I’m Captain America” and Hugo Weaving, who plays Red Skull, is all like, “Scowl, I’m a Nazi!” Pretty intense stuff. Luckily, I was smart enough to realize that if you print the images out and flip through them quickly, it’s like you’re actually watching the movie. So I can now offer this exclusive first review of Captain America – It’s a mess. Seriously, it’s all over the place. One second he’s a tiny dude and then he’s all jacked and then Red Skull has a red face but then he has normal skin and an ice cube.
It’s pretty confusing so check it out for yourself.
(Images via Paramount and Huffington Post.)