On Saturday, thousands of people gathered in 11 cities across the planet to celebrate the birth of Peyo, the man who gave us the Smurfs, for Global Smurfs Day 2011. In fact, 4,891 people combined to set a new Guinness World Record for the "Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Smurfs within a 24-hour Period in Multiple Venues." This, of course, means that there had been a previous record for people dressed as Smurfs, and that distinction belonged to 2,510 losers. As for the people who participated in this global blue ball...
The 11 venues were Brussels, Belgium; Athens, Greece; Scheveningen (The Hague), Holland; Dublin, Ireland; Mexico City, Mexico; Panama City, Panama; Warsaw, Poland; Moscow, Russia; Johannesburg, South Africa; New York, USA; and London, UK. The record was announced by Marc Weinstock, President, Worldwide Marketing for Sony Pictures Entertainment. Mr. Weinstock commented, “It's a thrill to see so many people turn out to be a part of this true fan moment in Smurfs history. Breaking a Guinness World Record on Global Smurfs Day is a testament to the enormous appeal and popularity of these beloved characters.” (Galatta)
It's certainly a Smurf of a marketing tool for Sony, as the company's live action feature The Smurfs opens on July 29, starring Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry... *sigh*... George Lopez, Kenan Thompson, and Jeff Foxworthy. As for this new record, I'm an 80s child so I can appreciate the nostalgia for a cartoon that influenced a generation to try hallucinogenic drugs, but after looking through hundreds of photos from around the world, I was a little confused. You can see for yourself what the gatherings looked like, as I've included images from England, Poland, Ireland, Mexico, Panama, South Africa and New York City after the jump. Let's see if the rest of the Drunkards can figure out why I'm upset.
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I don’t remember any blue space jizz.
Is it because none of the people pictured look like they’re old enough to have actually watched the Smurfs?
Is it because the Andorians are lacking antennae?
I’m afraid I just went and blue myself.
Old enough to bleed, old enough to smurf.
I was certain this kind of shit only went down in Japan.
Guinness can add two more blue things to the count.
* does a GIS for “Diora Baird Orion Slave Girl” *
* feels both happier and sadder at the same time *
The World Record will come under question once they realize half the people there thought they were painting themselves blue and acting retarded because they thought it was an Avatar meet up.
Urfsmay isthay itshay
pic 20 – Ashy Smurf loves the Blue girls.
Are you upset because this is just sad for everyone involved?
I think someone vastly misunderstood why people like looking at pictures of girls in stupid costumes. *glares at Vince*
Is it because Papa Smurf looked like he was marrying a white human woman? You need to look past color, man. Yeah, the age difference and the whole inter-species thing is creepy…
yo id be upset cuz i get smurf aids after getting my smurf all up in those smurfies aight. dont want my junk turnin all dark blue n shit
None of these sexily underage girls are anywhere close to capturing smurfette’s teasy sluttiness. I mean that’s where we get the term “blue balls” from, am I right? Nyuk nyuk nyuk
I can’t speak for Vince, but I know why I’m sad. Because I just looked at all 45 pictures trying to play his stupid game, only to realize that I just looked at 45 pictures of fucking people dressed like Smurfs. When I could’ve been doing, quite literally, ANYTHING else with my life and been both more productive AND a better person.
I can’t decide if I hate Vince more right now or myself.
Burnsy: are you upset because everyone is pouring their irrational hate onto Vince instead of yo?
“You”, yo.
Why are all these people dressed up as David Carradine’s ghost?
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I can’t speak for Vince, but I know why I’m sad. Because I just looked at all 45 pictures trying to play his stupid game, only to realize that I just looked at 45 pictures of fucking people dressed like Smurfs.
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The black baby that blue-faced herself is offensive to cyanotic newborns.
They should have done it in Tokyo, that way they could have had green Smurfs.
u know if there was a black smurf, he’d be all like “smurf please!”. ya na-mean?
*does 7-part handshake with keyboard
Are you sad because there are no midgets or cats dressed as Smurfs?