
Much like Fox made a second Fantastic Four movie with the same cast and director, Warner is doubling down on fog jizz, this despite the first one’s 66% second-weekend drop and the fact that it probably won’t make any money once you factor in marketing costs. But hey, you can’t put a price on artistic integrity fartnoise donkey sound.
Sources say Warners still believes in the franchise, even if the studio is “somewhat disappointed” with Green Lantern’s result.
Warner Bros. president of domestic distribution Dan Fellman said the movie is settling in, pointing out that fanboy pics often see a significant drop-off in their second weekends.
Still, Green Lantern fell off more than recent superhero pics Thor and X-Men: First Class. Thor dropped 47% in its second weekend, while First Class dropped 56%.
Similar films that have seen the same sort of dip that Green Lantern did include Hulk, which dropped nearly 70% in its second outing.
Green Lantern cost $200 million to produce before a sizeable marketing spend (rival studios say it was one of the most expensive on record). Warners, preparing for the end of Harry Potter, needs new franchises, so was willing to invest big in Green Lantern. [THR]
This franchise has bigger problems than even Fantastic Four. It was basically about “the power of will” vs. “the power of fear”, as represented by green and yellow space cum, respectively. Two abstract ideas as represented by two abstract entities. I’m not trying to get all grad school fiction workshop on you, so let’s put it in simpler terms: if a kid puts on a Green Lantern mask and shouts “I’m Green Lantern!” how does he even illustrate that? If he says “I’m Superman!” he can put on a cape and underwear on the outside of his pants and jump off the couch, or “I’m Thor!” he could hit stuff with a hammer, or “I’m Spider-Man!” he could put on a U2 album and hurt himself. With Green Lantern, what’s he supposed to do? Do sit-ups and make a pass at his mom? Deciding what his actual powers might be seems like a good first step in pre-production. Trying to figure out what makes Green Lantern an interesting superhero is like trying to figure out what makes Franklin & Bash successful lawyers.



If he says “I’m Superman!” he can put on a cape and underwear on the outside of his pants and jump off the couch, or “I’m Thor!” he could hit stuff with a hammer, or “I’m Spider-Man!” he could put on a U2 album and hurt himself.
Or he can put on a Punisher t-shirt and red chucks and declare, “I HATE LIFE AND THE HUMAN VERMIN THAT INHABITS THIS PLANET! GUY’CHA!”
Hmm, maybe they should prequel gritty reboot it.
“I’m Green Lantern! (*plays dance music*) Gays can come inside me!”
Seriously though, Lince, this movie only got made because there is this small yet vehemently loyal sub-caste in the “comic nerd culture” that are the “Green Lantern Jerkoffs”. They fall in right between the “Lobo Retards” and the “Ambush Bug Suckpuppies”.
In each case, each of these sub-castes are dogmatically and irrationally convinced that their “one true” comic hero is simply the best thing out there and NOTHING else even comes close. They are the worst of comic nerds, and they do literally go home, lock themselves in their mom’s basement, and jerk it to newly purchased comics (hence the plastic bag protection).
All that happened is some GL Jerkoff managed to slither his way up far enough to “Green Lantern” (get it? GREEN LIGHT?) a movie about one of the douchiest comic book heroes ever, the Green Lantern. It would be the Star Trek equivalent of getting a tv mini-series dedicated to Leeta and Rom of Deep Space Nine.
The fundamental problem with any Green Lantern film is that his power is supposed to be making anything he imagines with his mind.
And so he makes guns and giant ACME brand springs and shit.
Anyone who can construct with his mind whatever he can imagine would not be fighting dudes with green swords and a giant fist. He would be known as the man who ended terrorism with a fire-breathing cock.
I really liked this movie and await the sequel.
BREAKING NEWS: The recent hostage crisis that erupted after a botched bank robbery was resolved earlier today when the hostage takers were devoured by a Flying replica of Chyna’s vagina with a Handlebar mustache.
Police thanked the Green Lantern for his involvement in the swift end to the stand-off
As a kid, my favorite super hero was Rogue. It might be hard to imitate flight and super strength, but I don’t even have to try to have a southern accent or fail at intimacy.
“I’m Thor!” is what Nick Ring yells at the receptionist in his doctor’s office.
franklin & bash’s next episode: “Iced Bro-!no”
im hoping it ends with both of them being punched until there faces cave in
I’m sorry, is the guy who’s site is covered in ads for Season of the Witch going to sit here and preach about bad movies?
Either the site isnt loading up for me dude, or you have literally the most horrible hallucination in the world.
You’re right, I totally control all of those ads. I was just sitting here thinking, “Ooh, what’s a really good movie I could put up big annoying ads for on my site?” And we came up with Season of the Witch. That was our uproxx editorial meeting this morning. How did you know?
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I wanted to plow Rogue so bad in the 90s. The cartoon was THAT good.
Does uproxx have editorial meetings?
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Either the site isnt loading up for me dude, or you have literally the most horrible hallucination in the world.
By the sounds of it everyone has given up on Ryan Reynolds. If you watch Xmen Origins he plays a bad ass super hero (villain). I am sure that if WB develops a sweet script that embodies “blackest night” and reconstructs the DC universe as it really is, they will have a blockbuster on their hands. Or a Justice League with Green Lantern, Batman, Superman, Flash, etc.
Just make sure the plot involves some very dark moments, ie the Red Lanterns vomiting fire on some good guys and burning them alive.
But ya, the first Green Lantern sucked. not Reynolds fault, he just says what he is told to say.
After seeing Xmen first class I have not been able to get mystique out of my spanky bank. which sucks because it is so damn hard getting a girl to paint herself blue.
LOL @ Axe, I wish you were writing the sequel to Green Lantern. Or even the next Harry Potter addition.
“Harry Potty and the Knights of the mystic naughty bits”