Don’t think this means I’m going to start posting on weekends, but I thought this was funny. In fact, I thought it was REALLY funny. It was so funny, it was scary. (As Stephenie Meyer might say). Okay, carry on. BRB TTYL lol kthanxbai. xoxoxo ({}) ~~~~~~~~
(that last emoticon was supposed to be a queef, in case that was unclear)
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I don’t know, sounds like an opportunity for her. Start with Twilight and someday she’ll work her way up to Dan Brown.
Speaking of queefs, you guys need to get Lindsey back on the Frotcast again soon.
I think she’s using the term “books” pretty loosely, its like calling a Retard a “Member of Society”.
Fucking novelizations of movies based on books about not fucking, how do they work?
No, no that was perfectly clear.
lol i dont lik 2 read either jess! we shuld take a chatity vow 2gether! xoxox
If they printed them books on candy wrappers that little bitch would be all over it…
Who is she hugging and kisses at the end there? All 4,000 of her facebook ‘friends’ or herself? The answer is herself, isn’t it?
I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
I think she’s using the term “books” pretty loosely, its like calling a Retard a “Member of Society”.
To sleep with Edward: perchance to queef: ay, there’s the wub
I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
Who is she hugging and kisses at the end there? All 4,000 of her facebook ‘friends’ or herself? The answer is herself, isn’t it?
See, wanwow can’t string together an english paragraph and she’s a doctor. Screw you and your reading Vince.
What else will you do on weekends? Your fucking shitty stand-up?
Also Kongo’s comeback still has me hard
I’m a big fan of stupid whores.
*spoilers*
Queef Emoticon is the King of the vampire astronauts in Book 4.
I don’t see why this is surprising, they made books out of those Lord of the Rings movies too.